no homo

Basicly the two words that get you from being called gay by your friend if you say something gay.

dude 1 " yo man ill suck your dick...no homo"
dude 2 " WTF?"

by The Fig Newton Monster March 4, 2008

no homo

When you say soemthing lightweight gay but u didnt mean to you qucikly respond with "nohomo" and it makes every thing ok.....unless it was just to gay...or it took u longer than 5 seconds.

dude 1: i threw Jake on my bed and beat him
dude2:nigga u gay
dude 1:WAIT! no homo

BryanJones:i suck yo dick then let you ram me for as long as u want baby
Spider:thats gay...
BraynJones:NOHOMO!
Julian:NO NIGGA ITS TO LATE! you cant even say no homo to that it was to gay

Riley:Damn morphious what you bout to do
Huey:I love you man
Riley:ughhh, nigga you gay
Person watching:!!! he didnt say no homo

by Weazy D. Hamp May 26, 2009

No Homo

An expression that makes the conversation you have with someone very homo.

Jeff is eating a vinilla icecream cone.
Jeff: Ah shit! Now my face is all sticky and white!
Jared:Wow.
Jeff: Crap! NO HOMO!!! NO HOMO!!!
Jared: Dude your stupid now your making me think wrong!

by Title Wave WOOSH October 12, 2010

No Homo

a word people use in conversation when they bring up a gay subject or question but still maintain their heterosexuality.

hey man, if you keep talking that shit i go take you behind the bleachers and fuck you up, no homo.

by king krab97 August 25, 2008

Chicago latent homo

typical pampered spoiled mid-western boy with mommy issues. Would rather be alcoholic, pill popper than admit his homosexuality. Marries older, foreign woman to keep his cover with parents

That Johh M. from Palentine Illinois, sure is a tyical Chicago latent homo

by Mark does John M July 14, 2008

flamming homo

A gay guy thats WAY gayer than other gay people thus saying ( flamming ) homo.

Your a flamming homo you noob.

by Linaker August 23, 2007

Truck Homo

A white male, who would rather have sex with their own truck then their prostitute girlfriend. Truck homos will usually be seen in a pearl snap shirt, denim wranglers with a ring pressed out of the back pocket from their dip, and over-priced boots. The most common autmobile of a truck homo will be, an F-450, Super Duty, Extended-cab, Texas-Edition, with exhaust pipes that come over the roof, a 35'' lift kit, tires with tread as deep as their love for marijuana and that costs more than the rent on their mobile home costs in a year, and have no respect for other drivers. You will often times see truck homos parked in multiple parking spots, due to the fact that their trucks are much too big for their own good. Most truck homos will partake in gratuitous amounts of butt sex many times a day.

Landon looks like such a truck homo with that new truck.

by SUV Hetero May 29, 2011