The act of an ancient technique used by Tunisian Monks in the early days of the Phoenician wars. They would use a sewing needle and kindle, as well as a flammable substance to create a "ring of fire", strengthening battle spirits before going to war. It involves the sewing of of the tip to the scrotum, then entrancing it with a great flame, one said to never go out. Often paired with great drumrolls in a ancient sanctuary of many other goon techniques, such as French Flicker Gooning and Master Hendrick "Goonmeister" Abel V's signature technique, the founder of the first Flicker Goon Technique.
"I'm entering this years Goon Games with the Tunisian Knit & Kindle "Ring of Fire" Flicker Goon Technique! Wish me luck!"
"Good luck man, I'm sure you'll win this one!"
"Good luck man, I'm sure you'll win this one!"
by nblitzed December 21, 2025
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person 2:I DONT KNO-
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person 2:I DONT KNO-
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person 2:BRUH
by Lil_Drakenfyr December 23, 2025
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Get the giggle gooning mug.‘Goon Trap’ is where you are somewhat attached to social media models/influencers that release NSFW content on certain platforms, where you pay for the content they release that shows teasing content but not the full blown nudity in photos and Videos which you ‘Goon’ to, in hopes more spicy content gets release but never does. Thus you still pay regardless constantly hoping to see full blown content to ‘Goon’ over.
E.g.
Guy 1: Do you remember that influencer from the other day?
Guy 2: What? The one who basically got nothing on but doesn’t show much more?
Guy 1: Yeah I’ve paid for her content for months, I can’t help feeling she’s a ‘Goon Trap’
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Guy 2: What? The one who basically got nothing on but doesn’t show much more?
Guy 1: Yeah I’ve paid for her content for months, I can’t help feeling she’s a ‘Goon Trap’
by Goonageddon December 30, 2025
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Mother: I'm tired. Dad and I went to bed late last night.
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Daughter: It's not my fault you guys were gooning
by RunHavanaclub December 31, 2025
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