Gard

The best in everything nobody will ever be as god as him. People who hate on him have no life. He is good trained and very good personality

Is Gard the best in the world

by GArdGardR December 5, 2017

garden prairie

What a place, a hick place where no one goes and there are corn fields for days. There is enough dip and beer for the whole world in Garden Prairie. And you dont have to be of age.

Guy:"Where you buy your dip "
Other Guy:"Garden Prairie"

by Cunt-tree boi January 13, 2018

Gard

A really cool guy that likes lolis

"Holy shit its Gard "

by Boner-Kun January 12, 2018

garden meditation

Thoughtfully tending to your ladygarden; jilling off.

Lady Chatterley thought of Mellors and his John Thomas as she indulged in a little garden meditation.

by Mavis O'Reilly June 1, 2018

Garden gnoming

The act of laying down in a garden bed and having sex. Or shortened to gnomed. Example - have you gnomed anyone lately?

Have you been garden gnoming lately?

by Threetrumpetsandastrumpet June 7, 2018

gardem

Protecting/protect someone that you love with all your will.

You can just GardEm because the 'em' behind is for the person that you are talking about.

by DanwithaD July 1, 2018

gardini

A friend-mom that is your daughter and husband at the same time

A: gardini I need more food
B: bitch do it yourself

A: divorce

by PotatoArt February 20, 2018