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i fucked ur dad

the insult of all insults to make any grown man cry
this insult is so severe that it has been known to give people panic attacks and put people in comas, and in some cases even death
todd: how was your day
larry: i fucked ur dad
todd: {instant coma}
i fucked ur dad by lanky nonse 68 September 24, 2021

Functionally Fucked 

Drunk as a motherfucker but with an odd sense of clarity and functionality.
Person 1: "How is Ben taking a test right now, he's had 18 drinks??"
Person 2: "I guess he's just functionally fucked."

Robs fucked head

When you rub so much acetone on your head that the growth of your hair becomes minimal. To the point every girl/guy is disturbed by your presence.
We were having a nice conversation at lunch then I lost my appetite when I looked up and saw Robs fucked head.
Robs fucked head by pflexwigga July 27, 2022

good n' fucked 

Man, you are good n' fucked now!

That garage should be named good n' fucked. "bring yo car on down to good n' fucked! If it ain't fucked up when you leaves, bring it on back and we'll fuck it up some mo!"

good n fucked goodnfucked good and fucked goodandfucked fucked fucked over cheated robbed
good n' fucked by Dagubment May 1, 2016

You a fucked up person! 

Someone who throws things breaks things and screams like a little BITCH and slanders ons name threatens one to have bab things happen to their property family and life if you don't do what they DeAmanda Lots !if they don't get their way!!
That WHIGGER throw things at me Screamed at me like a little bitch just like " my kids do before I gave them Time outs and called me a Faggot if I didn't call hiss Bitch who don't Like" You a fucked up person! "People !!!!!

finna get fucked

Phrase meaning "I'm going to get fucked"
me:yo kev whatchu got going on today?

kev:im finna get fucked boyo

me: good luck with that.
finna get fucked by SkrubNub March 16, 2017