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Florian

Florian is a guy who wants to become a IT specialist. Therfore he stops doing sports and started eating unhealthy stuff as soon as he finishes his studies. He only sits in dark rooms and is surrounded by rats. His only friend is a pinapple whom he likes talking to. He is planning his future together with the pinapple. When he works he always tries to get into a "Flo". He likes to procrastinate tasks for years.
Florian is a guy who likes the dark.
by KAKÜ May 15, 2021
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Flo Rida

To penetrate a girl who is on her period.
ummm Flo Rida....Awkard.
by Sammond December 7, 2011
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Floriduh

An expression used when one hears something about Florida that seems to almost always happen.
"Did you hear about the Category 5 hurricane hitting Florida?" "Floriduh"
"Woah, on my birthday a Florida man drove into a gas pump at 3am and exploded the entire station!" "Floriduh"
"I heard that the -insert professional football team from Florida- were only predicted to get 4 wins this year" "Floriduh"
by BigGdawg September 10, 2019
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Floridian Flu

The proper term for COVID-19 (it just sounds better)
Why do people call COVID the “China Virus,” it’s just so immature, it’s obviously the Floridian Flu.
by Tiege17 January 19, 2021
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Floridian

Most people think: Oh, everyone in Florida is rich or Mexican.

I'M GREEK AMERICAN, AND NOT RICH.

And seriously, my dad is not a retired mafioso... -_-

We know one, though...
Floridian: Hi people...

Skank-bag: YOU'RE RICH. LET'S MUG THEM.

Floridian: WHAT? Ahh, stop attacking me!! I'M POOR.

Skank-bag: She's lying, hit her with your weave, Bill!
by I'mNotUsingMyRealName. September 17, 2011
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Branch Floridians

Small and dangerous religious cult apparently run by someone known as the Reverend Fairinheight451, who may or may not also be the same person as the MSN troll Michelson-Morely. That MM is active in this cult is clear from the latter's references to the experiment on which he bases his nic.

The group puts on a humorous, Situationist exterior but this covers a serious paranoia and a resultant cult complex. They believe a small clique is controlling the world, and publish a regular bulletin, "World Domination".

Their name is a play on Branch Davidians, the name of the cult slaughtered at Waco.
The antics of several characters with links to this group, which may be either indoctrinated cult members or multiple ID's of the cult leader, have caused havoc on Anarchist Alliance and other MSN groups, where they take their intolerant views to the point of accusing others without foundation of being Nazis and starting flame wars over trivial issues.
by anti-Nazi expose September 20, 2004
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Floria

She’s the typical blonde hair blue eyes dumbass that you saw on Glee when y’all were cringy as fuck. She also used to do musical.lys which says a lot about her. She wore makeup like a clown and now she’s really ashamed, but it’s always fun to bring it back up and laugh in her face.

Also, she’s a gay romanian weeb who can’t get herself a girlfriend, don’t get too close to her.
SomeoneAre you Floria’s friend?”

Me “Sadly yes.”
by Khatymiss707 February 4, 2020
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