fasteddie7

eddie bailietti HUGE FAG!!!!!!!!!! wow why does every1 hate this kid! someone needs a life!!!

" im eddie the massives FAGGOT!"
" i hate eddie no one likes him!"

by I HATE U EDDIE July 28, 2003

hard-and-fast

quick thrusting action that everyone loves.

Person 1: "did you hear, ben and amy went hard-and-fast last night."
Person 2:"damn man"

by kelcress October 7, 2016

Pull a fast one

To go to the bathroom to drink or Jack off or have sex with someone

Dude that one female I was telling you about showed up at my job she wouldn't leave me alone so I had to pull a fast one I thought I was gonna get fired

by Assume the position July 24, 2019

Fastlane

I crappy show that fox used to steal my alias.

Let's just RAPE THIS KID OF HIS ALIAS FOR A HORRIBLE TV SHOW!

by Fastlane January 29, 2004

fastidious

To be a lover of breasts but very critical and not easy to please.

Bubba looked at Jolene's ample rack and wished they were D-cups, and maybe a little more pert, a push-up bra couldn't hurt...screw that lift and seperate shit...they'd look better mashed together....embarassed standing in Jolene's doorway he quickly made flickering eye contact and introduced himself to his blind date, "Hooters..I mean Hi...I'm Booba...uh, Bubba...I'm kinda Nipple...I mean nervous...kinda fastittyous...fastidious...." Jolene tittered...Bubba took it as a good sign.

by harry flashman August 4, 2003

FastEddy

Rides fast bikes fast and is known as Eddy.

Fuck me, was that FastEddy?? that was proper fast!

by Not telling September 30, 2003

bat fastard

Language for use around children and fat idiots who are to large for using all normal sized equipment, formed by simply getting an abusive phrase and changing the first letters around.

look at that bat fastard he needs a large one.

by anal passage July 19, 2006