Don't jump in my water if you can't swim..........

Don't come at me asking me do you wanna fight if you cant fight.

Girl1: Ayee thot wanna fight...
Girl2: Don't jump in my water if you can't swim.........."

by LOL NIgger September 22, 2014

Don’t fear, varli is here

The tik tok star varlicious’s catch phrase

Aira: yummalicious!
Random kid: yEeHaW *takes away donut
Varli: *grabs donut back and pull the thief back* don’t fear, varli is here

by Varli is queen May 27, 2019

don't know what to do

It means what you don't know from what you wanna do in that moment what is happening..

Like for example!

When you have a problem and you don't know how to solve it:
I don't know what to do!

by Heysdj October 18, 2019

don't touch it

The flabby fold of fat on the nape of someone's neck, best observed in fat bald sweaty old paps when they tilt their head slightly to look upwards. The phrase "Don't touch it!" derives from the likelihood of an angry response you may get if you feel tempted to give the enticing fold of cervical flab a curious poke. Can in some instances be referred to as double or triple touch to refer to two or three folds of neckfat respectively.

1. The guy buying salmon in front of me at the supermarket had some seriously sexy don't touch it going on.
2. I had a serious temptation to go over and rub chicken grease into the fat triple touch of the wheelchair bound window maker, so I did. Turned out it was gout.
3. "DON'T FUCKIN TOUCH IT BITCH!"

by dapperdansausage March 6, 2010

Don't Publish

The leading cause of carpal tunnel and/or repetitive strain injury in Urban Dictionary editors.

Guy1:Thats another Don't Publish!
Guy2:Yeah. Why are so many of these urban dictionary definitions people's names, badly misspelled, full of grammar errors and...OH GOD CARPAL TUNNEL

by Dr Wally November 27, 2010

Don’t Feed the Hand That Bites you

Don’t help someone who will try and harm or harass you.
Like being nice villagers in remote country who then attack you and as it suits them to receive aid and simultaneously fight you.

I told him Don’t Feed the Hand That Bites you as he was trying to to get on the good side of his upstairs neighbor that promptly dumped coffee on his laundry.

by fonty July 11, 2010

don mattingly

similar to a dirty sanchez but applying it under her eyes.

She said she didnt want a dirty sanchez so i gave her a don mattingly

by lenny December 23, 2004