Chinese Democracy Syndrome

When it takes a person a very long time to complete something that they promised to finish a long time ago.

It's taking me forever to finish this... I think I've got Chinese Democracy Syndrome.

by bungelina January 26, 2010

Meat Demon

A Meat Demon is the act of taking your girls favorite Icecream then warming it up slightly so you can fit your penis in the Icecream tub... Right after you get enough Icecream on your penis you violently fuck your girls face

Example:

Guy: Bae, you know what would make this night perfect?
Girl: What?
Guy: Head
Girl: You know what baby? I just don't feel like it
Guy: What if I give you a strawberry meat demon?
Girl: .... I'll get the Blue Bell

Liz: Sarah! I totally don't mind giving my guy head!
Sarah: Why? That's crazy!
Liz: He always gives me a chocolate meat demon ;)

by RedHeadSlayer May 13, 2014

Clout Demon

Someone who acts like they have Clout around people who actually have Clout and are fake.

Oh my god she’s such a Clout Demon

by VexTheGod September 4, 2019

demon

President George W. Bush

That mother is bush is a demon

by pwner#1 June 2, 2007

chinese democracy

Something that the world needs that's decades overdue and would be fucking awesome should it ever happen...but probably wont due various reasons. Examples include:

1. DUH! Democracy in Red China. Every time they seem to make progress, shit like big mama(commie internet censorship system) and tienamen square happen.

2. That one Eponymous Guns N' Roses album that Axl has been working on for like twenty years.

In hindsight, probably the absolute most (unintentionally?) genius album title ever.

What do ya figure will happen first? Actual chinese democracy or a new GNR album?

by gooberliberation September 8, 2006

Demon Shit

5000 years ago in a land filled with midgets and fairies, an internet disease known as DemonShit666 came up. His name has been synonymous with one massive, miniature Metropolis-sized fecal matter with an unbelievable stench and excruciatingly hilarious quantity, much like Jack Black's shit in Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny. A true Demon Shit has a perfectly formed shape, usually repetitive in large quantities, with a smell so unbearable that even Indians will potentially pass out and die, and a humorous factor due to the broken anus that the demon shitter will have

"jesus christ what the fuck happened to Ray?"
"goddamn nigga demon shitted himself, ripped his rectum and literally shat himself inside out."
"mother fucker."

by ninjapisser January 29, 2009

manly democrat

Howard Dean. He could beat up any Republican and steal his girlfriend.

Did you see Howard Dean on the cover of Rolling Stone? Look at the size of that guy's arms. What a manly Democrat.

by supaDISC December 2, 2004