Crunchy

Adjective: a white person who is not a complete dick, having intriguing interests more than Starbucks and yoga pants with ugg boots and/or bro-like. Someone who respects other people and contributes to the world.

That white dude is hella crunchy.

by BabyG_bgirl January 19, 2020

Crunchy

Negative, annoying, inconvenience.

1. Shut the fuck up you crunchy ass bitch!
2. You are so crunchy...
3.

3a Something happens
3b (reaction) "crunchy..."

by Ink Boy Green February 25, 2020

crevice crunchy

A rogue piece of toilet paper that has clung to a girl's vagina and dried up. Rare, but powerfully repulsive.

Roughly 35% of your standard sorostitutes stumble out of bars with a crevice crunchy, and knock the Uggs boots anyway...gotta check first, guys.

by Jimmy Showers July 16, 2008

crap cruncher

Another term for a homosexual male

"That guy is definately a crap cruncher..."

by Kunstable January 11, 2008

Colbert Cruncher

(n.) A sandwich made of two Pringles with whipped cream in the middle as seen on The Colbert Report.

-"Hey, man. I stopped at the store. I got some Pringles and Cool Whip."

-"Sweet! Let's make some Colbert Crunchers!"

by JordanFromHillbillyHell March 31, 2010

Malarky Nuget Crunch

A delicious part of this well balanced breakfast.

Mmmm... This Malarky Nuget Crunch is great!
Pass me the Malarky Nuget Crunch!

by lokijki January 26, 2008

cut a crunch

To poop, as in go to the bathroom.

I have to cut a crunch before we leave, don't worry, it should be less than 5 minutes.

by GavinT March 19, 2008