Concord

Concord is a small town in Eastern Mass, that is next to the hip and happenin town of Acton. Concord is a town full of a bunch of rich kids with houses worth millions. They all think that their town is poor, when they're all actually being a bunch of blind dumbasses. They are just jeleuos that Acton's schools has better academics, sports, the list goes on. Concord is also know for where the revolutionary war was at. They take all they fame in stuff, when other towns like Acton and Lexington, and more, should have some friggin fame. Concord is also know for having one of the first Unitarian Universalist churches, which is something they CAN brag about. Some toallty cool UUs are Therough, the lady who wrote Little Women, and MANY more... GO UUS! ANYways, concord is full of a bunch of rich preps who think they're ghettolicious.

Concordian 1: Hey, want to go grab a cup of tea?
Concordian 2: Sure. That sounds delightful.

by bla April 11, 2005

Concordia

Concordia is the Latin word for "harmony," literally "with (one) heart."
1. In Roman mythology, Concordia is the goddess of harmony.
2. 'Concordia' is the Latin name for the 'Book of Concord,' a compilation of Lutheran doctrinal statements.
3. As a place name, Concordia may indicate Lutheran involvement/settlement.
4. Concordia System of colleges, universities, seminaries of the Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod, incl. Concordia College, Selma, AL; Concordia College, Bronxville, NY; Concordia Univ, Irvine, CA; Concordia Univ, Portland, OR; Concordia Univ, Ann Arbor, MI; Concordia Univ, River Forest, IL; Concordia Univ, St. Paul, MN; Concordia Univ, Austin, TX; Concordia Univ, Mequon, WI; Concordia Seminary, St. Louis, MO; Concordia Theo Seminary, Fort Wayne, IN; and the vastly superior Concordia Univ, Seward, NE.
5. Concordia Luth Seminary & Concordia Univ College, Edmonton, AB and Concordia Luth Theo Seminary, St. Catharines, ON, once part of the Concordia System, were inherited by Lutheran Church-Canada upon formation.
6. Concordia College, Moorhead, MN of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America (ELCA).
7. Two Concordias in Australia are Lutheran grade schools, not universities.
8. Concordia College & University is a diploma mill with ever-changing headquarters that requires no attendance, no study, and will grant even your dog an advanced degree in approximately 12 hours.
9. Various independent Concordia institutions.

Ole: "What's the name of yer school?"
Lena: "I go to Concordia."
Ole: "Ya must be a Lutheran, then."
Lena: "Oh yeah, ya betcha!"

by Jared82CA June 14, 2013

Condom

shrink wrap for one's penis; scumbag

Wow, those condoms make your dick look small

by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003

A Ghetto Condom

a small or big sock, which ever you prefer

joe didnt have a condom so he used a sock as a ghetto condom

by gudghuge January 9, 2008

Concordia

An amazing,funny and crazy girl.

Tends to listen to music and supports family and friends. Peaceful but doesn't tolerate nonsense and fake people. Enjoys cooking and dancing.

It is unsual to find a girl called Concordia.
Concordia loves to eat chicken.

by 079 March 21, 2017

Jawaandom Condom

A really nice guy who's only fault is his name being Jawaan. "good grief"

Jawaan protected all the men of the world by forcing himself to date Christiana. He single-handedly kept her unavailable for 4 miserable days

by Jawaan July 2, 2004

Bronze condom

when you give some one anal and they didnt shit before, so the guy gets shit on his dick.

that bitch didnt shit so now i gotta bronze condom

by ohhow yyuodoinn' November 29, 2009