Child Crush

When an adult has a strong fondness or admiration for a child they know but aren't related to, like a daughter's friend. Analogous to a boy crush or a girl crush, it isn't necessarily romantic or sexual in any way.

A part of me really wanted to get to know this child better but I was certain that people would assume a child crush meant more than it really does.

by ApricotFields June 15, 2020

Child

A small human who tends to scream.

Man, tommyinnit really is acting like a child right now.

by Sydneyplaysminecraft October 21, 2020

Child abductor

A child abductor is usually a fat American chav in a white van saying free vbucks always approach

That child abductor has a realy nice van I'm going to get in for all the free vbucks

by Tobitastic February 26, 2021

childehater_

childehater_ is a TikToker who won’t stop simping over a fictional character called scaramouche they will create videos of him

They are also on thin ice for example they have made a of kaeyas big fat mommy milkers

Along with a video of kaeya being a furry

From one of their most recent post they hate a

Dog for some unexplained reason if you are a
Mutual of them stay cautious at all time. They will randomly be skating on thin ice and probably start drowning soon 😨☝️I am one of them and I keep my caution and you should as well. -...blueberry._.milk

childehater_ is on thin ice

by ...blueberry._.milk May 14, 2021

child

A spawn of satan that eats everything it finds. It leeches off of your soul and screams with the wrath of a million dead gods. Avoid at all costs.

Person 1: oh god its a child

Person 2: dude RUN IT'LL CONSUME YOUR MENTAL STABILITY AND FEAST ON IT DUDE WHY ARE YOU STANDING STILL?!
Person 1: j o i n u s

by TheLatinIdiot May 25, 2021

Child friendly Jack and Coke

When a child is sick, usually with a cold, and has to take a dose of NyQuil follows by a drink of choice to counteract the taste

“I had to give Jax a Child friendly Jack and Coke because of a summer cold they have”

by Magickmixez June 12, 2021

childe_lol

childe_lol is an Instagram user (although he uses Twitter and discord more..) who is very sexy and very amazing. The man also named ray is considered to be the hottest person alive but their personality is the best. They are so sweet and kind and will always listen to you. Also not to mention they have such a lovely voice.

childe_lol (ray) is a good boy

by M4kima July 15, 2021