chairity

A non-profit organization dat collects and distributes used/unwanted furniture to sit on.

Since our kids grew up and moved out, we seldom have very many people sitting around the dinner-table, so I think I'll donate the extra seats to chairity.

by QuacksO November 16, 2020

Chaila

Mine.

"You met Chaila?"

"Oh, careful bro. Chaila's his."

by Hulksmash911 January 23, 2021

Chair tit

Some one who sits in their chair all day correcting peoples spelling on the internet and molests children, and are often fat. Hence the name, chair tit.

Dude don't invite Michael hes such a fucking chair tit

by Robbing_the_word_bank_69 February 8, 2021

Chair

Calling someone a chair means you want to sit on their lap or face. A sexual compliment

Damn Braiden is looking like a whole chair

by Scarlettbigboss April 2, 2021

ChairRailing

When your so excited and hyped when playing a video game you start to uncontrollably rub your ass and genitals across your chair

I walked into my son ChairRailing his gaming chair moaning like Kim kardasian in her youth days

by Good English April 8, 2021

Chair

Why are you looking up what your fucking sitting in why

I’m looking up chair because I’m stupid and don’t know what the hell to look up

by WhyAreYouDumb April 23, 2021

Chair god

It is a lot of chairs balancing off eachother and not falling off

Lets build the chair god at break

by Kaddle April 30, 2021