captain recedo

bearing witness to a man or woman with a receding hair line

mate, check out captain recedo.

by Fin Gunn August 7, 2007

Captain America

James Andrew Holloway

Defender of the US, hero of the world, it's Captain America / Andrew.

by dees nuts March 24, 2005

Captain Pancake

You know by his name that he is the 1337 of the 1337.

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by Captain Pancake January 12, 2005

Captain Vagina

A guy who just had his first Sex-Ed class and thinks it's ok to say vagina.

Dude 1: Awsome! I can say vagina now without getting yelled at.

Dude 2: Man, you're being such a Captain Vagina.

by Shitpie June 4, 2007

Captain save a Ho

a guy who trys protecting a ho in a chat room by standing up for her, by supposedly saving her from everyone else calling her names

Everyone was picking on cuddly jen when chad came in and started being her captain save a ho.

by Girl February 28, 2004

Captain Drake

1. boring
2. Not cool
3. Stupid
4. sad
5. crappy
6. pathetic
7. ugly
8. fat
9. Fanboy
10. tries to hard.
11. has no imagination.

Captain Drake is stupid.

by Captain Drake December 6, 2003

Captain Crunch

Perhaps the greatest creation mankind has ever achieved, alongside sliced bread. A fruity cereal with a absolute savage, badass captain on the cover of the box. Consumers usually eat Captain Crunch with milk, although more die-hard fans will tend to eat right out of the box. Legend has it that if you eat a whole box of Captain Crunch alone in a dark room, the Captain himself will visit you in your dreams that night.

"I'm starting my morning off with some sweet-ass Captain Crunch, to maximize the awesome in my day"

by I ran out of good name ideas December 17, 2014