Clodging

Clodging, to clodge, a combination of clunge and lodging. To sleep with a woman for a roof over your head.

‘Hey I haven’t seen Alex in a while I wonder what he’s upto?’
‘Oh he never comes out anymore now that he’s met that bird, clodging the hell out of that place!!!’

by Spunky Mcboogerballs June 1, 2019

Claudank

A Claudank is a strange, female science teacher who likes to watch Minecraft youtubers, but doesn't play Minecraft herself. The Claudank is similar to the Karen as they both have short hair and they both claim they are 10 years younger than they really are. Usually, a Claudank is a highschool science teacher who specialises in chemistry. Claudanks can easily be abused by students and sometimes must call in male teachers to yell at her unfortunate students. A Claudank prefers strong rugby players and polynesians field hockey players, she will often excuse these students for incomplete homework.

Ugh, we have period 6 Claudank in the brown house.
I can't believe I've had a Claudank two years in a row.

by Lucas Squeman September 3, 2019

clodhod

The act of shoving ones penis inside ones own asshole and then Cumming and having it land on a piece of chocolate and eating it after.

Hey Larry I'm going to go home and Clodhod this weekend

by Wiceman February 4, 2021

Claude

French name, now given to children destined to be cool. Roots go back to Roman times. Claudius was a Roman emperor.

Claude needs to be here, now!

by chi-town-ninja July 8, 2010

cloudy sprite

cloudy sprite is when you drop a xanax bar into you sprite and it dissolves into the drink so it doesn't hit you al at once. dropping the xanax bar into your sprite will make the xanax turn into a power and turn your drink cloudy.

John: hey, what you sippin on?

Carter: cloudy sprite

by Mr dick destroyer June 24, 2018

Jean-Claude Van Damme

The definition of ass-kicking

That guy kicks so much ass, you'd think he was Jean-Claude Van Damme

by Rossman! May 6, 2006

Clod

Someone who is "too big for their body". They can't do anything without bumping into someone. When they sit down they just flop, most likely bothering the person they sit down next to. People like this are mainly found in public areas, like movie theaters, restaurants, etc. These people are also very ignorant. They sit down behind you at the movies, kicking your seat multiple times, without even saying "Excuse me" or "Sorry". Nope, they just clod their way on through life.

I'm just trying to watch this new movie and some clod kicks my seat 4 times without saying anything.

by peoplepissmeoff October 27, 2011