clodhod

The act of shoving ones penis inside ones own asshole and then Cumming and having it land on a piece of chocolate and eating it after.

Hey Larry I'm going to go home and Clodhod this weekend

by Wiceman February 4, 2021

Clodhopper

Big, oversized boots or shoes that make clunky noises on the floor when you are walking.

I don't think you need to be wearing the clodhoppers on the plane.

by Cuban B That's Me January 11, 2006

clodhopper

large ungainly foot wear weilded in a heavy, uncoordinated fashion.

I dont think we need the clodhoppers on the seat, do we?

by Bonnie Esposito July 2, 2006

clodhopper

An extremely clumsey and awkward person.

That clodhopper stepped on my foot!

by Malcolm X-crement December 27, 2003

clodhoppers

boots, esp. hiking boots, esp. if large, ugly, and/or filthy

Get your clodhoppers off the table!

by foltor September 2, 2005

Clodhoppers

Over-sized shoes. Shoes too big for walking.

You are going to trip in those clodhoppers.

by $heila$o$neezy August 22, 2019

clodhopper

being a huge idiot in front of others for no apperent reason

a person jumping out of no where and acting foolish and the person says to the person you are a clodhopper

by sean McCann May 27, 2006