Blumpkim job 

Getting a blow job while taking a big shit otherwise known as a blumpkin. But then after your shit is complete, the person gives you a rim job instead of having to wipe.

Had to take a shit last night while hanging out with some skank. That nasty bitch was low on toilet paper so she insisted on giving me a blumpkim job!

Blumpkim job by Yoyo6969 May 13, 2014

Dirty Old Greg Blunpkin 

when u take an exlax , wait an hour , tuck ur dick between ur legs and get ur girl to blow u from behind and then shit in her face .

I walked in my moms room and seen my mom and uncle and they were doing an dirty old greg blunpkin.i seen a smile on his face and shit on my moms

Dirty Old Greg Blunpkin by dirt old greg November 3, 2011

blumkin 

The act of receiving very tempting oral sex, commonly know as a blowjob, while expelling fecal matter on a toilet seat. It is common at most social gatherings such as house parties, where Mexican black beans are served, along with very erotic females walking around.

"Bitch, put that phone down and give me a blumkin!"

Sebastian gets a little cranky when his girlfriend refuses to give him a blumkin.

Kathy was forced to comfort Lewis when he was constipated by gently stroking his penis and giving him a blumkin.

I had a chalupa with extra spicy beans and I had to go release my stinky brownies in the potty room. I was having a painful struggle getting Mr. Poopie out, then all of a sudden Madeline came in. She grabbed my Mr. Wiggles and started sucking on it. At that moment, I realized I was getting a blumkin. Now I am popular just like the other douchebags in my 4th grade class.

blumkin by superpooper June 13, 2008

country blumkin 

Similar to a blumkin, where a man receives a blowjob from woman while taking a monstrous shit. The only difference being that the entire operation takes place in an outhouse.

After a hard day of digging potatoes on the farm, Matt was happier than a pig in shit to receive a country blumkin from his bitch.

country blumkin by Allcaps99 August 27, 2009

country bumpkin 

Someone that is sheltered from modern society by being from the sticks.

Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies is a country bumpkin.

country bumpkin by LB March 31, 2004

Brumpkin

Performing of fellatio on a man who is sitting on a toilet and taking a crap.

Yo, you hear about Per and Max? They were just in the bathroom and Per gave Max brumpkin. Pretty sick, right?

Brumpkin by Fletch March 15, 2004

Blumpking 

When one receives a blow job while simultaneously taking a dropping a deuce and consuming fresh bacon (bacon must have been prepared by the one giving the blow job).

Invented by rikkitikki on May 4th, 2012

Hey babe, get the bacon started for the blumpking.

*slurp *moan *sizzle *crunch * bloop *flush

Blumpking by blumpkinnoises October 11, 2012