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Beaver

Someone who looks and acts like a beaver.

For example, they skip school to build dams.
Or they have beaver teeth.
Man, Tom skipped school again.
Yeah hes a beaver, dude, hes building a dam using his sharp teeth.
by Dainys January 5, 2009
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Justin Beaver

what all old people and people think Justin Beiber's name is, people who have not yet been exposed to such high levels of faggotry.
Grandfather: Whos this little girl singing?
Teenager: Thats justin beiber
Grandfather: Justin Beaver?
by NAHH SUN SIT DOWN August 12, 2012
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Justin Beaver

The beginning of vaginal intercourse. Most commonly used to refer to a male who has been cock blocked.
"Yo! The door was open, so I came in. Can I crash at your place tonight?"

"Dammit Bob! I was Justin Beaver!"
by Trogador April 5, 2010
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Beaver tail

The act of tucking your cock n balls under your legs and allowing them to protrude when mooning someone for added effect.
Mooning someone < showing them the beaver tail.

The tail is reserved for those of high contempt.
by elwoood13 August 28, 2012
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Beaver Dam

When someone intentionally or unintentionally prevents a woman from hooking up with or having sex with another person. The female equivalent of being "cock blocked".
I saw this really cute girl and my friend introduced me as her girlfriend when she meant her girl friend. She was a beaver dam.
by Tree303 November 9, 2013
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Mountain Beaver

A mountain beaver is like a large rat, and lives along the western coast of the united states. It is generally brown has a stubby tail, beaver like teeth, and killer claws. Mountain beavers are nocturnal and are difficult to find, like yeti's.
Katrina: Dude what was that
Marina: It was the beast of the forest, a Mountain Beaver
Katrina: It looked fierce, I wouldn't want to go one one one with one of those!
by mtbeaverbeast February 27, 2010
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Justin Beaver

1. The name people who are jealous of him or simply hates his guts for no reason or a personal reason would use.

2. The name of a very attractive beaver or a name of a very unattractive beaver ( the beauty is in the eye of the beholder)
You look exactly like that lame kid Justin Bieber, or should I say Justin Beaver.

Kelsie, I just got a cute beaver and I named him Justin Beaver. Isn't that awesome
Yup Joe, That's totally awesome.
by bookworm16 December 30, 2010
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