alan chiu

a boy or girl who is unwillingly able to get laid.

That person over there is such an alan chiu.

by Rainonme123 April 14, 2011

Alan Elterman

Amazing, smart, god

his kids will be amazing and he looks even better.
Loved forever and ever

Brittney elterman and Alan Elterman made beautiful kids named carter and ava

by BrittneyE. August 12, 2011

alan hughes

one who's dick is comparable in size to a peanut

i can smell that guys alan hughes from here

by Miss terry August 18, 2012

alanis morisetting

saying something is ironic when really it is Coincidental.

"Dude, that bar called 'Flare' totally burned down over the weekend, that's so Ironic!". "No man its coincidental, you're just Alanis Morisetting all over the place now"

by @Krippler4565 May 22, 2014

Alan Story

A story with no meaning, purpose or direction; often left out to dry. Usually very short; completed within one run-on sentence of 50-100 words or less. Punctuation is optional.

Alan: "Hey, so I was watching Jay Leno last night and he had a black chef on named chef G!"

Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."

by Derog June 26, 2015

alan sax

The code name for anal sex you use so the teacher or parent doesn't know.

*teacher walks by
Hey, last night me and jill had alan sax.
Nice.

by alan sax September 22, 2015

Alan Heath

(1). A Micropenis
(2). Bad Laugh
(3). Love For Trucks
(4). A Homosexual
(5). Lack of Knowledge
(6). Incompetent to Normal Logic

"I would never have sex with you, not with an Alan Heath"
"Your an Alan Heath bro, never seen someone love trucks that bad"
"Stop acting like an Alan Heath, think normal dude"

by 3TF July 5, 2016