by Z_life July 4, 2023
Get the Zonksmug. Zonked is catch-all term for when you're absolutely floored or wasted. It is a useful descriptor for a state of ineptitude from being too tired or too far gone.
People who say they're zonked are, at that moment, unable to properly engage with what's happening in a useful manner. If someone tells you they're zonked, gently remind them they are entitled to a free timeout and a drink of water.
People who say they're zonked are, at that moment, unable to properly engage with what's happening in a useful manner. If someone tells you they're zonked, gently remind them they are entitled to a free timeout and a drink of water.
1: Hey - are you alright? You look out of it.
2: ... Dude, I'm zonked!
1: I hear you, bud. Let's take a break. Want a water?
2: Oh, man, yeah! Thanks, I really needed that.
2: ... Dude, I'm zonked!
1: I hear you, bud. Let's take a break. Want a water?
2: Oh, man, yeah! Thanks, I really needed that.
by tibular September 22, 2022
Get the Zonkedmug. Pat zonked first lets piss on him.
Pat is such a zonker.
That shit was way too loud for Pat, kid zonked.
Pat is such a zonker.
That shit was way too loud for Pat, kid zonked.
by earl_sweatervest October 1, 2020
Get the zonkmug. When you are so high that you act retarded. You are fucking zonked.
Dave: Yo, do you want to go Walmart real quick to put up some snacks?
Zach: Fuck no man. I’m zonked as hell I can’t go anywhere.
Dave: Bro it’s fine nobody will care. Besides we are adults. We can do this.
Zach: No bro. You don’t understand I am fucking zooted, i’m drawlin so hard right now. I am so fucking zonked.
Dave: Yo, do you want to go Walmart real quick to put up some snacks?
Zach: Fuck no man. I’m zonked as hell I can’t go anywhere.
Dave: Bro it’s fine nobody will care. Besides we are adults. We can do this.
Zach: No bro. You don’t understand I am fucking zooted, i’m drawlin so hard right now. I am so fucking zonked.
by I’m so high right now April 10, 2021
Get the Zonkedmug. ZONKED (Adjective): Zonked is often used by 90’s babies to describe how high their intoxication level is. Just like any other drug related slang it usually is used primarily for a single substance or multiple. In this case Zonked would is most commonly used for Xanax or similar prescription pills and secondly marijuana (but not as often).
by Slang Guru 69 September 27, 2021
Get the Zonkedmug. by Bigballsct December 14, 2021
Get the Zonkmug. You are just so deep asleep you just can't get the fuck up. It's like you a gahdamn koala in this bitch ain't nobody wakin' you up.
by SMDSGILGDYDBYDB October 19, 2017
Get the Zonkedmug.