ZESTY BONER

A Gay boner

Mark: stop being a zesty boner

Cam:what does that mean

Andrew: when your gay and get an erection
Cam: Oh I have a Zesty boner

by Big rock beater April 25, 2023

Zesty Testies

A man who has 'Zesty Testies' is abnormaly horny and constantly thinks about getting laid. He will screw a pile of rocks if he thought there was a snake in it.

"That dude humped the shit out of my cat yesterday"
"Man he must have a set of zesty testies"

by play pen is fun May 23, 2005

Black Zesty

This guy is very zesty he sniffs people. He's is very gay and black
Most of them you'll find with a boosie fade. Thinks their funny even if they can't pull a guy for shit.Lmao

JOHN: "God I hate that guy, what's his name?"

GARY: "Hassani, but we'll just call him Black Zesty"

JOHN: "Good idea"

by Wet Zesty Bestie April 13, 2023

zesty nub

the spell checked version of "stfu n00b".

n00b: o man giv me gld plz
pwner: Zesty nub.

by Neal Hansen June 20, 2006

zesty pesty

A Zesty pesty is when you eat a bug that didn't taste bad.

ben: YEAH and i totally banged her *cough*
Nick: What?
Ben: i just got a zesty pesty.
Nick: OH gross. Have some coke.

by Murmadamus June 06, 2010

Zesty Alfredo

Masculine emissions following a night spent at an Italian restaurant.

After we had the Penne Arrabiata at Cellucci's, Tony came home and filled me up with his Zesty Alfredo.

by CrownJules November 11, 2010

Big zesty

A Very sus person who likes women but also unintentionally sometimes acts like a homosexual male by crossing their legs when sitting or drinking coffee first thing in the morning.

Person 1: Is that sgt Johnson walking down the hall?
Person 2: No that’s big Zesty!

by Amn Ambrose April 20, 2023