by ZarflogMaster February 22, 2009
Get the zarkon mug.Is an undefined race known to many homosexuals and so called "Trannies" beleive it or not Zerek was known to be one of the most intellegent males of history in fact he was first known to come up with the idea of being gay or lesbian, we should all thank this great person from history and you should be thankful to have such an ancestor.
by Aldronix January 19, 2008
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Boy: Shut your mouth before I put my dick in it, aww zerek!
Boy: Shut your mouth before I put my dick in it, aww zerek!
by Nani:) June 2, 2009
Get the Zerek mug.by thefwf December 24, 2008
Get the Zarkybidia mug.He is the captain of the grease helmets. He has nice green eyes, brown hair, and a good sense of humor. He hates to play stupid games and is good at biking. He also hates scooter kids and if they piss him off he will run them over with his bmx bike.
Example 1:
"Have you seen zareck?"
"Yes he is the captain of grease helmets"
Example 2:
"Did you see what zareck did to that scooter kid?"
"Yeah, he ran them over with his bike"
"Have you seen zareck?"
"Yes he is the captain of grease helmets"
Example 2:
"Did you see what zareck did to that scooter kid?"
"Yeah, he ran them over with his bike"
by no name 101010101 May 22, 2015
Get the zareck mug.a weird whigger alternative name for the name Jared. because some whigger named his kid this and thought it would be cooler.
i once met this whigger who's name was Zared. he was a skateboarder and liked hip hop. he was born to teenage parents in high school. i guess they thought "Z" was cooler than "J", apparently. and sounded more blacker
by Shadow Spectre August 25, 2018
Get the Zared mug.Zarking (verb) refers to a particular combination of walking and dancing. A 'Zarker' tends to walk sideways with robotic movements, whilst making a quack noise usually characteristic of a duck (in particular, the Malard). The term was coined in mid 2008 by visionaries Bill and Mark, who realised that Zarking was not recognised by mainstream western culture, or for that matter any culture across the world - either mainstream or subcultural.
Zark - to indulge in the act of Zarking (e.g. "I will Zark my way to the moon.")
Zarking - when one Zarks, one can consider oneself to be Zarking (e.g. I'm Zarking my way to the moon as we speak." I actually am.)
Zarker - one who indulges in the act of Zarking (e.g. "I hear Nelson Mandela is a bit of a Zarker.")
Zarkastic - to be clever and witty whilst Zarking (e.g. "Jim-bob made a rather Zarkastic comment as he siddled across the room in a sideways, robotic manner whilst making quack noises.")
BeZark - to indulge in the act of Zarking to an excessive degree, often as the result of addiction. (e.g. "oh no, Barry's gone Bezark again and he's knocked the kettle into Grandma's lavender curry.")
Zarking - when one Zarks, one can consider oneself to be Zarking (e.g. I'm Zarking my way to the moon as we speak." I actually am.)
Zarker - one who indulges in the act of Zarking (e.g. "I hear Nelson Mandela is a bit of a Zarker.")
Zarkastic - to be clever and witty whilst Zarking (e.g. "Jim-bob made a rather Zarkastic comment as he siddled across the room in a sideways, robotic manner whilst making quack noises.")
BeZark - to indulge in the act of Zarking to an excessive degree, often as the result of addiction. (e.g. "oh no, Barry's gone Bezark again and he's knocked the kettle into Grandma's lavender curry.")
by Mark Jimmy Hughes May 20, 2008
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