fake witness

A disparaging term utilized for the purpose of discrediting someone whose truth will likely end your gravy train in Congress.

Mr. Cohen, you are a fake witness.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 27, 2019

i went to amsterdam without you

This term is used when you are secretly gay and went with your "girlfriend" to Amsterdam. In this trip you are very sad because you are also in love with your supposed "mortal enemy", so in your time in Amsterdam with your girlfriend you were thinking about your "mortal enemy". This is a sad term.

Louis(via Always You): "I went to Amsterdam without you and all I could do is think about you💚💙"

by it is real💙💚 September 18, 2020

wino

someone who props up walls in the street, drinking an unidentifiable drink (it neednt be wine, could also be spirits, special brew, buckfast or lighter fluid) out of a paper bag whilst swearing incoherently and dribbling.

sandy the wino sat swigging his special brew on the park bench

by kez January 14, 2004

just some guy without a mustache

Just Some Guy without a Mustache is a God who you'll find on every good YouTube video you watch. There has been speculated that the only thing he does is watch YouTube and comment on every video for all eternity.

Person 1: boii I saw just some guy without a Mustache again. He had the top comment on the video I was watching.
Person 2: what? Again! He is everywhere these days!

by LamonJuice April 4, 2020

WINOLJ

"Who Is Not On Live Journal"

A term sometimes used by Livejournal users when referring to non-LJ people.

It is customary on Livejournal to link to another person's journal when mentioning them.

If a friend doesn't have a journal, the suffix "WINOLJ" lets people know that the author hasn't just been lazy with the linking.

(or maybe "Weirdo In Need Of LJ")

I was speaking to Harry WINOLJ the other day, which was nice

by selectnone July 17, 2004

Winooza

The act of whipping out your massive cock and use it to slap someone/something.

To perform a winooza you must be packing at least 8 inches and have worked out your balls before.

PERSON 1 : Since nobody is watching, im just gonna hit the piñata with my cock
PERSON 2 : WTF, did that guy just winooza a piñata!?

by mawio June 19, 2021

wintoes

A funny way, mostly used by GNU/Linux users, to say the "Windows" operating system.

Oh look, Tomm is using the wintoes operating system.

by RaZe_the_linux_user September 25, 2021