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wiitard

A person who is unable to grasp the basic motor skills to play the Wii.
Andrea plays Wii tennis like a wiitard.
by MichaelGrant May 27, 2008
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Wiiitus

A form of Tennis Elbow caused by playing the Wii too much.
Shit man. I was playing Wii Sports for 12 hours straight and I caught a case of Wiiitus.
by MittyVat October 23, 2007
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wiitowed

Losing your Wii.

1. Usually it is becuase you or one of your wiim breaks it.

This can be done by:

A. Hitting it with a wiimote after the strap breaks.
B. Tripping over, and falling on, it.
C. Knocking it over in an over zealous game when it's in the up-right position.
D. Throwing it out the window in anger of it giving you Wiibow only agravting the injury more.
E. Attempting to insert bologna inted of a WiiD.

2. You can also be wiitowed by having to give it to someone else.

This can be done by:

A. Betting it in a game. (Usually betting on a game on Wii Sports that you're positive you've mastered, but lose because you've rather been hurt or the other person has hustled you into thinking that you're better.)
B. Offering it to your girlfriend when you forget her birthday. (This is often because you'll think she'll say, "No, that's okay." but instead she takes it and sells it on Wiibay or gives it to a young male relative).
C. The cops come and wiiposess it. (Said like reposess. Usually after you have stolen it.)
D. Someone breaks in and steals it from you.
E. You take it to someone's house, and it is passed beteween so many people that you can never find it again.
1.
"DAMN YOU Wii Tennis!!!!!"
**Throws Wii out the window**
"Wait! Why did I just do that?"
"Man, you just got wiitowed!"
"Nooooooo...."

2.
"DAMN YOU Wii Tennis!!!!!"
"I believe the bet was your Wii for whoever wins, out of five."
"Screw you, Mike"
**Throws Mike out the window**
by Jizzle Fo Shizzle December 2, 2007
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Wiitus

Inflamation of soft tissues resulting from too many hours of Wii play. Similar to wiiitus.
My arm is in a sling because I played Wii boxing for 12 hrs straight and got wiitus.
by bwmoser August 20, 2008
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Wikitunity

An opportunity to look up a fact on Wikipedia. Wikitunities often occur in the context of settling a dispute, or enhancing a conversation with friends. See also googletunity.
Friend 1 "Mitt Romney's first name is Mitten."
Friend 2 "What?! No way. That's ridiculous."
Friend 1 "Oh really? Then what's his first name?"
Friend 2 "I don't know, but I know it's not Mitten. Let's take this wikitunity to find out the truth."
by Sierra Eastbourne April 12, 2009
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Wikitacular

An adjective that describes something is a positive manner. It is a contageous descriptor that can be used interchangably with just about any adjective. It is wikitacular fun!
That movie was wikitacular.
My man is a wikitacular husband.
The apples used in that pie are wikitacular.
Did you see the wikitacualr shoes she wearing?
by Wikitacular4Life September 6, 2010
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WikiTag

a game played on wikipedia. a friend picks a start article and an end article. the rules are as follows:
you cannot search anything once at the start article.
you can only click on links in the article.
you cannot go back.
you cannot open a new tab.
when you reach the destination article, tag someone else and give them a destination
Been playing WikiTag for an hour! got from "regular show" all the way to "brad pitt". your turn!
by Clip Jesus May 30, 2011
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