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the whomping willow

A voracious sex act in which the male sticks his dick and hands into the vagina, and then masturbates, leaving something looser than Spanish drug law
Person 1: you know when you went to the pisser the other night when we was watchin telly with your mum?
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: she’s bloody done the whomping willow
by Fiffyen the Gothic December 9, 2017
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Willow

Willow is one of the hottest people you will probably meet. Willow will normally have glasses. If you ever meet a willow, keep them, although they can be bitchy sometimes they are very very loyal, I have known a few willows in my time and god they were some of the best people I had ever met. This beautiful girl is also very smart and wise, she always has great advise and solutions.
Omg willow is soo smart I really wanna be her, she is vv pretty.

Me: Hey willow, can we be friends

Willow: Sure mate :)
by Willow urban dictionary October 1, 2019
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willoughby middle school

That one school that your friend goes to.
by nOt_PoRkEr October 17, 2019
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willoughby middle school

a school full of hoes, fake bitches and rich fuck boys. a school where everyone hates the six graders and our only good team is our volleyball team, our assistant principal looks like mr bean and our principal looks like a bean bag. the only fights that we have are girl fights which are just sissy fights, the teachers suck ass the students cause too much drama and the boys are either hoes, fuck boys, or irrelevant and maybe if you get lucky all three! i don’t recommend this school but just be happy you don’t go to soi with the dumb private school kids or eastlake that’s filled with hoes and dumbasses.
willoughby middle school is ass
ew you go to willoughby middle school
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willets roulette

A combination of Russian Roulette and a drinking game except with a Nerf Gun and beer. It was created in Willets Hall 3rd South of Swarthmore College. Prepare for glory.

Add the foam bullet in the barrel and spin. each person takes turns pointing the gun at himself or at another player. If he kills himself, he takes a sip of beer. If he chooses to shoot an opponent and kills him, that player must sip a beer. If it is a miss, the opponent has the opportunity to either continue with the barrel (not spin) or spin the barrel and shoot back at the first player. If it is another miss, the gun continues in order to the next player, with no additional spin. If the player is killed without spinning the barrel beforehand, he must take two sips. If he is killed with a spun barrel (therefore reset and 1/6 chance) he must take 4 sips of beer. Play until everyone passes out besides the last man standing.
Tonight, we dine in hell. Let's play Willets Roulette.
by Willets 3rd South October 3, 2007
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Willytron

The dead-conquering, e-famous, valiant knight of techno. Willytron has awed and inspired thousands with his hypnotizing hips and rainbow-sparkled glasses. Willytron's performance is available for viewing on youtube and facebook. But be fore-warned: Willytron may change your life.

Oh, and no, I didn't mean "Jillytron"
"Willytron looks like a cross between Elvis and a bag of amniotic fluid."
"I'm pretty sure that when God created e-infamy he had Willytron in mind."
by Rage of Kage May 7, 2008
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