whacking the gary

common misconception for "whacking the carrot"

another term for masturbation

"Yeahhhh....so i was whacking the gary the other, and I ran out of lube, so I just used mayonaise."

by ssullivan April 18, 2006

Whackington

a more elaborate version of the word whack, which means crazy or unbelievable, or sometimes un-conventional.

Whackington allows for the Adjective whack to be used as a noun

I cant believe she's that slutty, thats whackington.

by j.mak February 3, 2010

Whacking the didgeridoo

A term Aussie cunts with big dicks use when they are going to masturbate

Friend 1: What you doing tonight
Friend 2: Probably going to be whacking the didgeridoo to some porn

by Lil Smithy October 30, 2018

whacking the dodo

the final hand-job before a vasectomy

"Sir, we are ready for you now. Sir?"

"Oh sorry Doctor, he'll only be a moment. He's just whacking the dodo in the bathroom."

by Emvaya May 6, 2020

witching hour

(n.) A time deep into the evening. Usu. midnight.

(1)Markus was out drinking into the witching hour last night. (2)They say the Dark Horseman only comes during witching hours.

by Smkngmgc July 19, 2004

whacking material

Pornographic literature with no other purpose than to be used in assisting masturbation.

The trucker didn't care about the titles or the quality of the porno magazines, he was just looking for whacking material.

by Gilbert Narley April 21, 2007

Watching Cartoons

When you get high off of a recreational drug to the point of hallucination.

1st friend: Yo this show is crazy man!
2nd friend: dude the tv has been off for the last hour.
3rd friend: I think that nigga be watching cartoons.

by Killan Fleebags November 22, 2011