weezer 

an alt rock band from the 90s that's still together to this day. their current lineup is as follows:
Rivers Cuomo: Lead Vocals, Lead Guitar
Scott Shriner: Bass, Backup Vocals
Brian Bell: Rhythm Guitar, Keyboards, Backup Vocals
Patrick Wilson: Drums
Other Lineups include
Kitchen Tape Lineup:
Rivers Cuomo: Lead Vocals/Lead Guitar
Matt Sharp: Bass, Backup Vocals
Jason Cropper: Rhythm Guitar, Backup Vocals
Patrick Wilson: Drums
Blue Album/Pinkerton Lineup:
Rivers Cuomo: Lead Vocals, Lead Guitar
Matt Sharp: Bass, Backup Vocals
Brian Bell: Rhythm Guitar, Backup Vocals
Patrick Wilson: Drums
(note: Brian Bell did not play guitar on the Blue Album, those parts were originally recorded by Jason Cropper before he was fired in 1993. Rivers rerecorded Cropper's Guitar parts, while Brian rerecorded Jason's Vocals.)
Green Album Lineup:
Rivers Cuomo: Lead Vocals, Lead Guitar
Mikey Welsh: Bass, Backup Vocals
Brian Bell: Rhythm Guitar, Backup Vocals
Patrick Wilson: Drums

Weezer went on tour recently, if you didn't know. It was probably pretty fun, but I wasn't able to go.

weezer by Bossboy28 November 27, 2024

Weezer 

Valentine

The definition of Weezer is Valentine. Valentine is Weezer.

Weezer by Valentines.lover December 5, 2024

Weezer 

Weezer is an old band from 1995. With the lead front man rivers cuomo. He was originally going to be called apple and has a brother called leaves. He is fatherless. His dad and him only sending letters. He grew up homeschooling in a now cukt called 'yogabille' where the beatles allso grew up. He then moved and he and his brother went to public school. He went through multiple bands like avant grande. He was bullied VIOLENTLY through highschool and that resulted in him being nervous as am afult. He made a band with Patrick willson, matt sharp and Jason Cropper. But after Jason's girlfriend became pregnant, and rivers rule of no girlfriends in the recording room, Jason left and mat called his guitarist friend. Brian bell. One of the questions rivers asked Brian was 'what's your favourite starwars firgure' showing there geekyness. They were accepted by geffin under the name of 'dogstar' taking keanu reaves band name. Ric Ocasek, from cars, helped them publish there first album. Rivers allmsot scrapped buddy holly thinking it was to much of a joke. He thought they were the next nivarna and that was jsut the start of this geeky ass bands career

Lacey: ever heard of weezer?
Raven: OMG THE BAND THATS MY CURRENT HYPERFIXATION!!!
lacey: *khs*

Weezer by RAYSERRR May 2, 2025

Weezer

Weezer is so awesome and I even like it as a 9 year old xD

"Weezer makes super awesome songs"

Weezer by I love weezer and mcr February 21, 2026

Weezer

(noun) A slang term used for a skinny person that eats a lot of food.

“He’s on his fifth plate and hasn’t gained a pound, what a weezer.”

Weezer by Forgotto April 24, 2026

Weezer fan 

Virgin

“Ronald is a weezer fan dude thats why he can’t get laid!”

Weezer fan by Doomerboy69 March 18, 2020

weezer fever

The sudden rekindled love of the band Weezer having just heard their new song 'Pork and Beans'.

Man one: ''Oh man, have you heard Weezer's new track Pork and Beans''

Man two: ''Yeah bro! I've totally like just come down with an extreme case of Weezer Fever!

weezer fever by TheColonel11 June 23, 2008