beached whale

when flushing a huge log the water swirls down into the hole, but the poo does not....leaving the log "beached" on the bottom of the bowl
" i dropped a giant deucer this morning and left a beached whale"
by drewford September 14, 2005
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weezer-bopper

A weezing golden retriever who sits around all day and weezes and bops her weezing butt all over the place.
Maggie started to sing, 'Weezer-bopper, weezer-bopper, weezer-bop! Bake me a weezer-bopper as fast as you can!'
by Drewford August 27, 2003
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beemeister

A fluffy little puppy who goes peepee all over the place!
Poor little beebo bopping beemeister!
by Drewford August 27, 2003
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