wazzerk 

A wazzerk is a colloquial term used in Lancashire for a sheep's head. Sheep are considered to be quite stupid as they are known to follow blindly the sheep in front of it. Therefore someone who is acting like a brainless idiot or a pillock could be called a wazzerk in Lancashire. Alternative spelling is wazzock. In 1981 Tony Capstick released a humorous single called 'Capstick Comes Home' where we here the word wazzerk being used.

Don't be so stupid you parrot-faced spawny eyed wazzerk.

Stop acting like a wazzerk.

wazzerk by Bolton Cowboy November 6, 2015

Wozzle Wank

When someone defecates onto a biscuit, then proceeds to ejaculate onto the same biscuit, before proceeding to smear it onto their face or consume it.

“Damian proceeded to wozzle wanked last night before passing out.”

“Giles left his wozzle wank on the side for all to see the next morning”

Wozzle Wank by OldFishBlower November 6, 2020

Fringe Wizzle 

Fringe Wizzles often do some bullshit mainly for their own benefit. Selfish wizzles that do not care about anyone.

Fringe Wizzles are selfish

Fringe Wizzle by HTS Wizzles November 15, 2018

jizzle wizzle 

A dangerous Drug made by Students in Liezen.

Student 1: Oh shit, have you heard of this new Drug?!
Student 2: Do you mean Jizzle Wizzle?
Student 1: Yeah, that shit's crazy af.

jizzle wizzle by jizzlemywizzle April 19, 2022

Wuzzles 

An awsome cartoon show that was based from characters that were made from two animals. There was Rhinoci, who was half rhino; half monkey. Then they had Eleroo, who was part elephant and part kangaroo.

My favorite character was Hopppo; she was entertaining :)

Wuzzles by claustrophobic chicken March 3, 2005

do wizzle? 

The act of not quite knowing what is going on; used to express extreme cases of doubt or confusion. Also used as a response to someone asking a favor that you are sure you will not fulfill, similar to the response of "Are you serious?!". Appears several times in The Bible (towards the back) and was used once on live television on April 23, 1998 though scholars furiously debate the accuracy of this claim.

"Major General Samuel Curtis helped the Union win the Battle of Pea Ridge in 1862."
"Do wizzle?"

"I need you to clean out the spitoons before you go to the hat store."
"Do wizzle?"

do wizzle? by Just Bob December 15, 2008

wizzle beast 

A man who urinates into his own mouth while fisting himself or another person.

I'm a total wizzle beast baby, and I am thirsty tonight!

wizzle beast by Squiblish January 19, 2015