Double Wanker

A person who is such a total and utter wanker, that just calling them a wanker is insufficient.

That guy is so annoying. What a double wanker he is!

by El Woodio Woodio December 2, 2010

Macbook wanker

A person who uses or talks about their macbook at every given opportunity.
May be used with all apple products eg. ipod wanker, ipad wanker, iphone wanker etc.

"look at Sean on his his macbook-again"
"yeah,hes such a macbook wanker"

by zoola-azul January 11, 2012

lone wanderer

The lone wanderer is the person you choose to be in fallout 3 wether you like killing people and things or you can be a nerd you choose.

Is that a lone wanderer I don't know what type of person he is so I better back off.

by Fallout dan400 February 18, 2017

Gin Wankerdom

the art of dressing a simple gin and tonic with every possible herb known to man and impressing a gin wanker into saying, "can you taste the botanicals in that?" Or "oooohhhhh, the white petal notes are really enhanced with the grapefruit rind"

Shim's gin wankerdom impressed Drew, he'd never had a botanical delight such as this in his life.

by Paulinevic July 28, 2017

tea wanker

A person who is originated from England.

A person who drinks a lot of tea, at least once every day and is from the country England land.

Yo, Vlad, I bet that guy with the cup of tea is from England, eh?

Yeah, He looks like a tea wanker!

by wanking January 18, 2018

triple hashtag wanker

A specific type of wanker who constantly uses three hashtags in every Twitter post.

I just can't read Andy's posts. He is a totally a triple hashtag wanker. #completely #a #wanker

by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016

V-Neck Wanker

Absolute knob heads who roll to shit clubs and bars (Liquid) in the 'wanker' outfit, v-neck, skinny jeans and plimsolls! Often have rolled up sleeves to show their tribal sleeve tattoos, Gelled hair and spray tan.

They frequently play FIFA when having pre-drinks and discuss the nights pulling techniques and how LADish they are!

When you see these knob heads you must tilt your head back make the most disgusted face and say 'Waaaaaaaankaaaaaaaa' along with doing the wanker shake with your fist!!!

Guy 1 ''Oi Dave look at that total cunt trying to pull that bird, looks like summin out of tool academy.''

Guy 2 ''I know bill! that's a V-Neck wanker, the try hard of the clubbing scene.''

Guy 1 ''What a wanker.''

by Vairant December 9, 2012