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cant wake up

Saaave me!
by f the police comin straight October 2, 2017
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full service wake up call

When your woman wakes up and sucks your morning wood...insists you cum in her mouth...then rings you out from behind the beans until your dry and then goes to work..
She grabbed my morning wood and gave me a full service wake up call....mmm.
by Raw ghost rider November 2, 2023
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The time Seth is supposed to wake up

No earlier than 9:00am. The act of waking up any earlier is considered a war crime and is against banned by the Geneva convention. Deer like to sleep in as well.
by Skmj1221 November 7, 2020
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wake-up

Poorly applied or unnatural looking make-up on an elderly womans face that resembles make-up seen on a dead person at their wake.
Did you see that nice wake-up application on that old lady?
by kit13 May 19, 2008
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Joe Biden Wake Up

This is a message from muhammad to Joe Biden about 9/11, Joe Biden Wake Up
by Vet0z September 8, 2021
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Wake-up Sauce

It's coffee.
Yo, I'm tired af my guy, got any Wake-up Sauce?
by Nikuzan August 28, 2017
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wake up dick

This is what special ladies receive in the morning. Specifically, it's the intercourse that starts right when they wake up.
Get your sleep baby. In the morning I have some "wake up dick" for you.
by Versatile337 January 11, 2009
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