vulgar abortion

When a baby is being born, you wait outside the vagina with a meat cleaver, then proceed to chop the top of the baby's head off, insert your penis and repeatedly skull fuck to make sure the baby is dead, and to get it back inside the mother. Can also be applied to baby seals, puppies, and kittens.

I love going to the hospital to perform vulgar abortions.

by Abib Jihad Muhammad Ramrod May 6, 2005

vulgar boatmen

cigarette boat pilots with way too loud engines that scream by and swamp small boats. alcohol usually not to far away...

(automobile equivalent; see 'the thumping kind')

fuck, hang on here come the vulgar boatmen!

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

non-vulgar

Not vulgar.

Have you heard of the urban dictionary? It's so non-vulgar!!

by TOMAWESOME69_ June 16, 2016

Deja Vulgar

A phrase coined by Vjesci.
Derivative of the phrase Deja Vu + the word Vulgar.
Some thing or trend or fashion or style that gives one a sense of Deja Vu, ultimately seeming vulgar or boring or thoughtless.

This is all so very Deja Vulgar.

by vjesci April 11, 2007

vulvoracious

a combination of the words "vulva" and "voracious" suggesting one who is hungry for vulva. Describes one who greatly desires to perform cunnilingus or other oral stimulation of the vulva.

I was vulvoracious after watching that hot model wearing lingerie; I wanted to pull down her panties, surround her vulva in my mouth, and lick her to orgasm right then and there.

by wouldaben January 6, 2011

vulgescoosh

when a womans breasts grow stones, and/or sand inside of them. This can often lead to the breast exploding or having to be operated on.
A vulgescoosh usually grows during pregnancy or after a right good old fashioned fucking.

John: "oh that were goot love"
Catrina:" i know, only problem is you fucked me soo hard my vulgescoosh is about to pop"

by jonny hash man January 8, 2010

Vulgarness

The -ness form of vulgar. Pertaining to something that is vulgar.

Your language has such vulgarness in it.
Don't post anything with vulgarness on my Facebook wall.

by The Co-creator March 25, 2011