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Sometimes abbreviated to C.U.Knob-Cock. A well known condition among young adolescent human males, though many slowly recover as they mature into normal human beings. However some extreme cases of C.U.Knob-Cock have been known to last well into a male's adult like. Although this condition is very common, cases of it many vary according to region and social groups.
Jon's a Complete and Utter Knob-head with Cocks on isn't he?

Yeah, did you see how he was talking to her? We should warn her that he's a C.U.Knob-Cock.
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Say this to someone who did something dumb.
Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.
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Utter Dogshit

In a group of lads when one behaves so appallingly is said that that they are utter dogshit.
Kieks even mentioning a shag was utter dogshit!
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swinging utters

Banging a girl that has recently given birth and her swaying tits start lactating
I was drilling that new mom I have been seeing the other night and her swinging utters soaked the bed
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Utter domination

Species of dog that has trained itself that whenever it needs to flip a card trick it comes up Aces
Ace dog prowled into the set and when he flipped his cards he flipped all Aces and smoked everyone with utter domination.
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Kyle Utter

Imagine a clock with only one hand... what would you call that useless. Kyle Utter is just that, useless.
I was going to do my homework, but then my pencil became a Kyle Utter
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