Umbers

A fat over weight insignificant twat that thinks he has it all, but really has nothing going for him. Blows off all the proper boys

Your a bit of an umbers
You twat!

by lad April 22, 2004

Umber

One who has the physical appearance of a type of vegetable, fruit, or just a ball. One who always apologizes when its not they're fault. One who lies about who they go out with. One who falls deep in love with everyone they talk to. One who always likes to break happy couples up.

"Hey what is that round thing beyond the horizon?!"
"Oh, that's just an umber!"

"Hey I'm really sorry for being a rude ass to you, please let's just be cool"

"Why are you apologizing though?"
"Because I'm an umber"

"Hey my name is Eric"
"My name is Umber, lets be friends!"
Two days later.....
"I love you."

by bitxh October 21, 2013

umperlicious

Coming from the base word, Umper. Describing something that may make the "umper" noise. Mostly used in a sexually manner. It is sexually romantic. Use it on your bf/gf!

"Hey Baby! You are looking MEGA umperlicious today!", Says Tom.
"Oh TOMMY!", says his girlfriend, Tomika.

by Barbra Walters May 14, 2008

Umberto Bigblunts

The best striker of all time. His antics on the football pitch do not measure up to the circus that was his life off the field. On numerous accounts was Umberto accused of performing what he called a "Karl Malone" on his girlfriend. A 12 time winner of Cannabis Mgazine's Biggest Blunt Rolled category, Mr Bigblunts soon became an honorary member of the "Blunt Affectionado" club, along with the likes of Cheech, Chong, Spicoli, Bernie, and Lord Balls.

Liverpool won the Champions League with the help of Umberto Bigblunts and his three giant Ls.

by Del Piero March 26, 2009

Umperupt

interrupt by means of hump/humping

Sally felt very violated as her tennis match was umperupted.

by OliveGardenbreadsticks;) March 22, 2010

Umberstand

An alternative to understands. Orignally created with Strong bads reaction to Coach Z's pronounciation in the cartoon "Sbemailurized!" on Homestar Runner.com.

I cam'b deven umberstand wum that guy's sane! Zee you nezz dime!

by Big-Head September 4, 2010

Umberamber

Is an androgynous stuffed giraffe who loves to cuddle. Even though it smells like a gas station, the smell still reminds you of comfort and makes you happy. It likes longs walks on the beach and can down a whole keg of vodka in two seconds. It speaks in high voice that is somewhat like an elderly chipmunk. Don't get in his way when he is hungry, and especially when he is hungry for furry caterpillars.

Dave: is that a talking stuffed giraffe downing a keg of vodka?
Paul: yeah! That's Umberamber!

by Philldavill January 17, 2018