twotone

a disgusting muti-colored excuse of a penis. usually with a light and dark color. very noticeable even with a glance from a meat-gazer! extremely embarrassing!

HOLY SHIT JOHN, YOUR DICK IS TWOTONE, MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST KILL YOURSELF!

by JP03 December 30, 2008

twotter

a combination of harry potter and twilight; Can be used as an insult or compliment for fantasy fans.

"you're such a twotter fan"
"dude, she's so twotter obsessed"
"how twotter of you..."

by yobho November 24, 2009

twotw

The Wanker Of The Week

by Flamin Homer May 31, 2003

TWOTUS

The World Outside The United States.

The POTUS frequently forgets about TWOTUS.

by perocious August 25, 2008

twotowels

a guy who uses two towels, one for his tits and one for bottom half.

Randy is the twotowels of this world.

by gangster November 14, 2003

TWOTE

Total Waste of Time & Energy

Man, that party was a total TWOTE!"; "Spending time with her is a TWOTE"; "What a TWOTE!

by Soni-would-like-a-chance May 5, 2011

twotoo

Possible duplication of meaning by some means other than tautology

Coud've guessed twotoo in addition to three too.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008