original thinking 

What they ask you about on applications to screw you over

"Explain how you demonstrate original thinking." Me: Shit.

original thinking by rrhem November 14, 2013

thinking about it 

when a girl or young woman ponders losing her virginity

Becky got some birth control pills from the free clinic, but she was only thinking about it.

thinking about it by h thurber December 12, 2004

Thinking Off 

The abillity to achieve orgasm through thought.

I was just laying their and totally just orgasmed.

Oh so you were thinking off?

Hell yah!

Thinking Off by Mfaub October 19, 2010

thinking chair 

(noun) toilet; the most private and relaxing place to sit and think.

Doug: yo man, are you partying tonight?
Dave: i dunno, i'm gonna go to my thinking chair and see what i decide.

thinking chair by jellyalternative December 10, 2008

I've Been Thinking 

A phrase spoken by supervisors requiring workers to complete massive amounts of changes to a task near completion.

Hey man, Boss man just walked in my office and said "I've been thinking" about our original approach to the project.

I've Been Thinking by JayMoCrazy May 18, 2010

Thinking in montage 

Thinking in flashes of momentous progress and the eventual perfect ending, without considering all of the work required in the in-between-time in order to make difficult and/or arduous things happen.

Eg: Mike gets hiking boots. Mike imagines himself hiking the West Coast Trail. Mike sees himself climbing Everest. Mike feels happy. Mike forgets that he smokes 2 packs per day and considers beer a food group... Mike's image of himself on top of Everest means he's been Thinking in montage and forgot he has to train for 3 years in order to be able to do this...

Thinking in montage by journeyingforth June 10, 2010

twinkying 

when you cut a twinky in half and stick it to something

I hate that teacher, I was considering twinkying his car later

twinkying by Lark Anderson May 13, 2012