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texas transformer 

When your date releases there love shaft and bitter berries and you realize your she is now a he.
I was having the best date ever until we went back to my place and I was preparing for the lumberjack and she gave me the Texas transformer.

Dirty Transformer 

A dirty transformer is when, you fuck her from behind, put her clothes on, finish in her face and say, “more than meets the eye!”
After seeing transformers beast all over the place he came in my face and said “more than meets the eye!”

Sounds like you got the dirty transformer

Bumblebee from Tranformers 2007

Bumblebee is a yellow Autobot scout, a fan favorite! he is mostly a tactician, he was the first to make planet fall, scanned an old 1977 Camaro, Guardian of Sam, and also scanned an 2006 Camaro, he helped locate the AllSpark with finding the person with the glasses, he and his fellow Autobots, Ironhide, Jazz, Optimus Prime, And Ratchet seek to protect the AllSpark from Decepticon hands at all costs.
Man Bumblebee from Tranformers 2007 is iconic!

I know right!

Poor-Man's Transformer 

noun (slang):

1) A Go-Bot

2) aka: GoBot

3) A Ghetto-Transformer

4) Children's toy (vehicle) that
turned into a robot (well, sort-of)
by means of a few simple twists,
smaller and less expensive than a
Transformer (heck, even the Go-bot
Cartoon show was cheaper and
cheeseier than the Transformer's
Cartoon, notice there's no Go-bots
movie),BUT at least you didn't need
to read the instructions just to
transform a Go-bot!

4) Probably the coolest toy of the
it's time (20 years ago or so). If
you were really poor like me, your
Go-bot was a rock or a stick, which
you had to pretend turned
into a robot or something.

"The Go-bot is the Poor-Man's Transformer."

(Just as Anthony Hopkins in the Poor-man's Dennis Hopper; the former being a cheaper, less-inspired, and generally far less desirable version of the latter).

transfomers 

transfoRmers are much cooler than transfomers.
transfomers by star_____scream January 11, 2008

Transformer

Angry Southern white males who always resort to ad hominem and personal attacks for no reason in a discussion or debate. The insults are always racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, or ableist in nature. So named because their profile picture is always that of a truck.
I had another transformer call me a faggot today.