Toobin

Whipping out your dong on a zoom call
(Or other live chat platforms)
- Can be done during any occasion but most often done on an office call with colleagues
- Always followed up by saying you were not aware your camera was on at the time the act was preformed

“I’m totally toobin our next boring conference call!”

by iAMGorman October 19, 2020

Toobin

Named after THE NEW YORKER contributing staffer, where a dude openly beats his meat on a professional video conference call.

Dude 1: Ever heard of tubesteak?
Dude 2: Yeah, man.
Dude 1: Ever heard of a hot mic?
Dude 2: Yeah....so?
Dude 1: Toobin means beating your dick like that New Yorker guy did on a video call, bruh! It's a hot mic for whacking it off in front of colleagues!
Dude 1: No shit?!?
Dude 2: Deadass, man.

by Ghsstie_2 October 20, 2020

Toobing

Verb. Any act of self stimulation in a "work from home" environment, particularly during a Zoom or some comparable virtual meeting situation.

In a time when journalists receive little to no love from an increasingly skeptical and disillusioned public, some particularly frustrated news personalities have been literally getting "caught with their pants down" while toobing a work meeting.

by Gaijinman October 21, 2020

Haha, tööb

Used similarly to "bring it" in response to a situation someone else thinks is dangerous but you know is not due to your massive fucking gun.

swedish arms design bureau in 1955: Okay, listen. We just witnessed an assault on our borders. The cold war is here. We need viable anti-tank weapons.

some silly dude at the earl gustav weapons factory: Haha, tööb.

by Apastalypse December 30, 2018

Pull a Toby

Think of the most absolutely retarded thing you can; to pull a Toby is even more idiotic.

"Dude, i can't believe that guy was looking for wii sports for the psp, he totally managed to pull a Toby on that one."

by tatums December 31, 2007

Toby

Toby is confident, unproblematic and has principles. He wears the same outfit every day but is still stylish in his own way. He sometimes loses sight of who he is and seems emo but is not. His eyes are piercing. When you look into them youre intimidated but also feel understood. He drives the party car in his group of friends.

Sometimes people get mistaken for a toby.

Guy1: My friend toby prefers pizza pit over pizza hut
Guy2: Wow he has his principles!

by Tobyluvr5 November 1, 2019

toby konno

1. - straight bad ass.

"Wow, he could "toby konno" if he gets gold in every event for the fourth time in a row"!

by Webster December 3, 2004