Thinksgiving

having to do term papers instead of eating turkey on Thanksgiving

"I'll be having myself a Thinksgiving this year instead because of all the academic shit I have to get done".

by MaleUnderwearModelCatastrophe December 15, 2008

tinkerbait

some individual whom you do not know personally requests you as a friend on an online medium, such as facebook or myspace. you have no mutual friends and no real interest in the individual but you say "why not" and add her; later upi find yourself regretting the decision because all she does is post irrelevant things with no quality.

myspace.com: whosbubbler

searching for tinkerbait? try myspace: Emma Ecstasy

by B.D.A. a.k.a. D.A.J. August 6, 2009

Tinker Scotty

While bench pressing 375-pounds (or greater), your trusted spotter drops his gym shorts and unfurls his dick into your mouth. Just as you reach the peak of your press, he yells "get some, bitch".

A buddy of mine told me that he finally executed the Tinker Scotty on his muscle-bound friend, in the gym, last week.

by The Italian Honey Badger February 12, 2013

Tinkerfuck

Changing the minute details of an already proven process, thus creating a new, fucked up process

"Why does Andy continue to try to change our proven processes?"
"Because he loves to tinkerfuck everything until it doesn't work anymore. "

by Kosher Bacon July 17, 2015

tinism

Best ideology

Person 1: you know tinism?
P2: nope

P1 it's the best Ideology!
P2: Oh, like urbism?

by Tinism-Lover December 7, 2021

Tink

Someone that only cares about themselves.

Give me your dress
-Why?
Mine is wet give me it
- is you all you think of???
- you’re such a tink

by RealLifeFacts4u January 8, 2022

winky tink

to urinate. From the dialogue in the movie "Paper Moon".

I'll be with you in just a moment, I have to winky tink.

by Fred Berg March 30, 2007