Teets

everything.

it can be an interjection of both malice and glee.

Teets, I just got accepted to college!

Oh, she just threw up all over my shoes . . . teets.

by J.Strokes April 22, 2009

tweets

Tweet can mean:
A tweeter can be in reference to a street-salesman of small 'tweeting' devices, which produce a high-frequency sound by dint of expulsion of air though the device. These street-hawkers have been known to incite unprecedented levels of rage in the general populace and, for precisely this reason, the job has fallen out of favour amongst the working classes.

UK colloquialism- "You got tweets mate" or, more commonly, "You got f**king tweets mate," vernacular inclusive

by mike12 January 1, 2006

teets

darrick teeter's nickname.

wrestler
football player
the shitttt

teets pinned that kidd so quick.
the teets train of painnn. he superman'd that hoe.
girls: "teets is so sexyyy"

by Darrick Teeter October 14, 2008

teets

Sam has 8 teets.

Look at the teets on that dog! There are 8 of them!

by Boobs April 11, 2003

#TCT (Tila-Crack-Tweets)

Twitter addicts who can't get enough of Tila Tequila's tweets...want some? follow her (@officialTila)

"#TCT (Tila-Crack-Tweets) is more addicting than crack itself"

by JodiJo18 July 21, 2009

Teets

male tits

Check out that dude...he got teets bigger than yo momma.

by To Trill 4 U October 25, 2003

Teets Juice

The energy drink co. owned by Teets.

"Just like milk from your moms teets except carbonated"

Teets Juice always wakes me up in the mornin.

its better than a blumpkin or alabama hot pocket

by Darrick Teeter October 17, 2008