Tijuana satchel

The act of covertly defecating in another's person's purse, messenger bag, backpack, suitcase or similar luggage.

After getting fired from work, on his way out of the office, Dave turned the HR lady's purse into a Tijuana Satchel.

by Walfer March 23, 2023

Satchel Shame

The guilt one feels when they forget to bring their reusable bags to the grocery store.

The cashier looked at me with contempt, as I'd forgotten my reusable bags, causing profound satchel shame.

by Abiding Dude September 12, 2011

Whiskey Satchel

To suckle a nice single barrel from the sack and or taint of your closest and most favorite gentleman friend.

Sure is hot! Jimmy fetch the whiskey satchel from uncle Steve!!

by Sghhh December 14, 2021

satchel secretions

Sweat from the underneath of a males balls

I need a shower my satchel secretions are going to start smelling.

by Gdlvr1 July 13, 2019

Flesh Satchel

Places on an obese person's body in which items (cell, keys, etc.) can be carried between rolls of fat.

She didn't have to carry a purse because she carries her cell phone and wallet in her flesh satchel.

by ksaysthis January 15, 2013

Vagina Satchel

The fat pouch above the vag that resembles a satchel, viewable when an overweight woman wears her pants too tight, paired with a short shirt.

While people watching:
Girl: Ewww all I could see was her vagina satchel!
Guy: What's that?
Girl: The fat pouch above the vag!
Guy: Gross!

by CrazyRose1 September 8, 2011

poon satchel

Used when storing items in the poonal region. Thus, one's poon becomes a satchel...a poon satchel.

"Dude, can I borrow your monkeywrench?"

"I won't be able to get it to you until next Tuesday dude, it's in my girlfriend's poon satchel."

by vaginal toadmen April 1, 2009