Printer

Code for vape

Guy: "Hey man have you seen my 'printer?'"
Guy 2: "Yeah. Earlier I took a pretty fat hit of your va... printer."
Guy 3: "Hey can y'all shut up and pass the printer?"
Guy 2: "Can't. We misplaced it."

by ill take a #1 February 9, 2020

Printer Ink

The most rare and conserved substance, followed closely in cost by antimatter

I had to print my poster the day it was due so the school library made me pay $2.50 to print a single side in color. That damn printer ink drained my savings account faster than the school desktop took to pull up my document

by noob_chungus_3D October 14, 2022

Throw her printer

To take a girls virginity

I'd love to Throw her printer

by Pokemon master grey April 27, 2016

No Printer

Factual, referring to truth. A fax machine is being used instead of a printer, making a play on words to say "facts"

No printer, the game was game changing.

by apotter96 March 26, 2024

Fax no printer

The likely derivative and more exclaimed version of the word "Fax." It means that what was said was fax, but not the type of fax that uses a printer. (As in it is true/facts)

Guy 1: "What he said was fax!"
Guy 2: "Fax no printer!"

by sekchu March 13, 2024

Printer Blue

When your printer is out of black ink and you need to print something for class, you print it in the darkest shade of blue and you hope your teacher won't notice.

That shade of blue is called printer blue.

"My printer ran out of black, and I had my mid-term paper due tomorrow"

"What did you do?"

"I printed it in printer blue, I hope the T.A. doesn't care"

by E.X. Haysbert November 12, 2009

Printer talk

When you are working in an office and you need an excuse to make small talk with someone you meet at the printer to talk. Note this can be elaborated on for any other office equipment like scanners, photocopiers, fax etc.

Person 1: The boss is looking at us if you want to finish talking lets do some printer talk
Person 2: That sounds like a good idea i'll head over now.

by Boomer_Zoomer January 29, 2019