bathroom bop

To get it on with someone in the bathroom, most likely a club or bar. Usually those involved are either really drunk or just a ho.

Dude1:Man that girl over there is looking at you man, she lookin a lil tipsy too.
Dude2:Yea, I think she might be that kinda girl that is a candidate for a bathroom bop.


Dude:hey babe, you lookin good, ya wanna go to the bathroom and jump in a stall.
Chcik:Ah hell no! I aint no bathroom bop

by Erock384 March 15, 2009

bathroom carrie

A mental condition that came into existence At a small town in northeast Washington state called Tonasket. The story centers around a young lady named Carrie, she will while at any random persons house place of business etc enter the bathroom an spend a minimum of 6 hours and as much as 12 or more hours in the bathroom It is yet unknown just exactly what she does while there however rumors say that there are often lines of men that form outside the shut door

That bitch is doin a bathroom Carrie and she needs to get out of there before I shit on the floor

by Puddlejumper71 January 2, 2018

School Bathrooms

the only place where you can get a vape, head, jerk off, and take a shit all within less than a mile of each other

School Bathrooms are nasty asf

by youngboy better June 6, 2021

Bathroom Spider

(n.) The fictional spider used to lure curious roommates, girlfriends, siblings, etc into an utterly destroyed bathroom. Once inside the bathroom, the door is closed and forcibly held while they get to enjoy the fruits of your labor.

"Hey, you've gotta come see this bathroom spider...you ever seen one like this?"
(Curiosity brings them into the room to investigate...and you close the door behind them)
"So where is it? Oh you sunova bitch (coughing), I can taste your ass and I think my nose is bleeding! Lemme outta here...I'll do anything!"

by StinkTaco March 4, 2008

Bathroom Battleship

When 2 friends are in a public bathroom in adjacent stalls taking dumps. Each wipes his ass with toilet paper and then proceeds to toss the soiled toilet paper over the top of the stall into his friend's stall in an attempt to hit his friend with the soiled toilet paper. Similar to the game "Battleship" except you use toilet paper with doo doo on it instead of plastic pegs and a bathroom stall instead of the game board.

Mom: How did you get those doo doo stains on your shirt and in your hair?

Son: Johnny and I played bathroom battleship at the supermarket.

by chork September 9, 2005

Bathroom 4

A person(s) who drives a Polaris Ranger on a night ride in the desert and gets lost.

We all had to leave camp the other night to look for Jason and Megan. They were BATHROOM 4!

by The Sherriff is near February 23, 2008

bathroom ninja

A person who occupies a bathroom stall and refuses to make any BM noises until the entire bathroom has been vacated. Occasionally, a bathroom ninja will even go so far as to stand on the toilet seat to avoid detection by other bathroom-goers.

Jacob hid in the shadows cast by the stall walls like a bathroom ninja until the final shitter had left the restroom.

by timr211 August 15, 2014