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loves the cock

A rather offensive term for a homosexual male who has fallen in love with another man or who thinks about men often.
by Anonymous June 29, 2003
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beat the cock game

You call your mom/dad to hurry and come to you. Meanwhile you try to masterbate as fast as you can until you cum. You mostly beat the cock to beat the clock. Its really intense!!
by fuckster flags April 3, 2010
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take the cock to

1) A douche way to say go someplace, as in 'I took the cock to Chili's.'
2) A way to refer to a hookup, as in 'I took the cock to that waitress.'
3) A way to denote mastery of discipline or something, as in 'I take the cock to poker.' Alt: 'I took the cock to BJ for stealing from me.'
'Take the cock to' makes for great uncertain moments, as in 'I took the cock to Vegas.' Potentially misogynous.
by anothermattyp June 11, 2010
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Pot on the Cock

When you're making weed brownies and you insert your cock into the batter and then someone proceeds to suck you off.
by givemeyourmilk21 April 8, 2015
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walk the cock

An awesome game in which people attempt to walk along a very large elongated inflated plastic tube, and usually end up falling in the water.
"Wow Teddy, you're not very good at walk the cock."
"Shut up bitch!"
by BadCowPun September 2, 2005
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loves the cock

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Viggen loves the cock.
by nobody June 20, 2003
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sumo punch in the cock

When a large Asian man with fat hands palms your cock with such force your cock becomes an innie bellie button.
Steve took a sumo punch in the cock and had to get his balls re-descended.
by Swoops June 16, 2016
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