Third Testicling

For those who like to add crude meaning to an otherwise unoffensive term - "third wheeling"

Just like a pair of wheels, a third testicle will stand out, and should not be around(in most cases)

a) Oi, Pete, whose the third testicle?

b) Bobo hooked up with some chick, so i started third testicling

by Third Testicle August 03, 2009

whipped testicle

The moment when cum drips to the testicles making a whipped cream effect

My friend and I made a whipped testicle last night. It was a good time.

by maxramage150 December 31, 2021

testicle sack

a skin sack with some nuts in that bitch.

Wesley Warren Jr. had a 132 pound testicle sack.

by JoJoKarissa March 23, 2014

turd testicle

When you take a shit and it doesn't come all the way out so it just dangles like a testicle.

Bro 1: Damn, I just took the worst shit of my life yesterday!

Bro 2: Was it a turd testicle?

Bro 1: Yeee maan...

by jenny56868 August 10, 2011

Tropical Testicles

It's complicated; When you cum on or near the hair on your crotch, don't clean it up, and you do not take a shower in a day, you get tropical testicles. This also occurs if you cum, don't clean it up, and engage in exercise. It gets its name by the tell tale sign of this ailment; Hot, humid crotch stink.

Jonathan: Yo dude come check this out!
Michael: No way, I can smell your Tropical Testicles from here!

by ZAAAWMBEEEZ May 29, 2021

testicle tea

testicle tea is a synonym for semen.

how bout a nice big glass of testicle tea?

by M Chambers December 10, 2006

testicle soup

(noun)A common condition in males that develops when when the temperature is soaring and the humidity is high.Gooch, ass and ball sweat drown the testicles in a pool of sweat forming testicle soup.

Ever since Sam moved to Atlanta, his fatass has generated enough testicle soup to feed a starving village in Ghana.

by horses July 13, 2006