- (v.) to prematurely say "I love you", the weight of which scares away you're romantic partner. May be done on purpose to overwhelm someone who is a potential partner and scare them away.
- (n.) A scheme to pick-up women by telling the target your story of being left at the alter during your own wedding. The story will generate enough pity and sympathy that would override the girl's better judgement.
Both definitions named after Ted Mosby due to his actions in the show "How I Met Your Mother".
- (n.) A scheme to pick-up women by telling the target your story of being left at the alter during your own wedding. The story will generate enough pity and sympathy that would override the girl's better judgement.
Both definitions named after Ted Mosby due to his actions in the show "How I Met Your Mother".
Barney: Robin I want to be with you.
Robin: I love you!!
Barney: Woahhh, i think we should just be friends...WAIT you just Ted Mosby'd me!
Barney: sniff* I got left at the alter....
Ted: for all those keeping score, the Ted Mosby worksss!!
Robin: I love you!!
Barney: Woahhh, i think we should just be friends...WAIT you just Ted Mosby'd me!
Barney: sniff* I got left at the alter....
Ted: for all those keeping score, the Ted Mosby worksss!!
by Gu3ss July 20, 2011
Mumford and Sons vocalist, string bassist, drummer, guitarist. Known for his unusually deep voice, dapper wardrobe and his love for peanut butter. Definitely under-appreciated.
*Listening to Mumford and Sons*
Person 1: That guy is an epic bassist.
Person 2: Yeah that's Ted Dwane!
Person 1: Doesn't he like peanut butter?
Person 2: SO YOU WATCH MUMFORD AND PALS TOO?!
Person 1: That guy is an epic bassist.
Person 2: Yeah that's Ted Dwane!
Person 1: Doesn't he like peanut butter?
Person 2: SO YOU WATCH MUMFORD AND PALS TOO?!
by WingustheDingus September 10, 2011
by jessicahope85 November 01, 2007
Some politic person idk, but i do know him by his rightful name... the ZODIAC KILLER! It has been proved, case closed, Ted Cruz IS the Zodiac Killer. He is using his supreme artificial intelligence and strength to fight his nemesis, Sir Donald Trump, in the battle to win the presidential election.
#caseclosed #truezodiackiller #tedcruz2k16
#caseclosed #truezodiackiller #tedcruz2k16
by MemeOgrelord March 23, 2016
Derived from the term Gettin' Some Ted. Refers to reaching the green in under regulation. Specifically, this means reaching the green in one shot on a par 4, and two shots on a par 5. Just as with Gettin' Some Ted, the proclamation of Super Ted is best facilitated by a cash-based team competition. Due to its rare occurance, it is usually worth substantially more cash, often 'Tall Cash.' When achieveing Super Ted, it is generally acceptable to relentlessly demean your opponents, breaking their spirit to the point that an overall win in the match becomes very probable. Super Ted is rumored to make your penis grow two inches on the spot, but this is completely unfounded and by the sheer laws of physics, is almost certainly untrue. This rumor may have started because ahieveing Super Ted is apparently so awesome, it probably gives the person that accomplished it a boner.
A foursome is standing on the tee of a relatively short par 4. One golfer rips a beautiful drive that rolls up onto the green. Absolute pandemonium breaks out within the confines of the team that achieved Super Ted. They then spend the next few minutes gloating, dancing, singing Gettin' Some Ted and counting fake dollar bills in front of the now mentally crushed opposing team.
by The Bromissioner March 04, 2010
by John JDJ March 18, 2016