by The kid boss December 20, 2011

When your bae or your OTP does something so cute it causes tears to come to your eyes because you love them so much
by Okaylikewut April 3, 2015

by yorrick hunt January 10, 2009

She didn't care that her father-in-law just died, but she cries those crocodile tears anyways, pretending to feel the pain.
by sprinkes_in_my_frosting February 12, 2008

A person was masturbating for over 1 hour and he ended up and finally climaxes, and instead of sperm he ejaculates a blood tear.
by Theodorable October 19, 2009

A phrase used to describe a person who appears joyful and chipper around people but is actually emotionally distraught. Usually this results from heartbreak or a severely stubbed toe.
Johnny: Have you heard Al's joke about his last ex!!!?
Betty: It's funny! But I'm sure he hides the tears of a clown.
Johnny: ...Betty your such a frikin downer.
Betty: It's funny! But I'm sure he hides the tears of a clown.
Johnny: ...Betty your such a frikin downer.
by Ejizelator March 2, 2016
