Neq'taneez

When a person is only attractive between the areas of their neck and their knees. A butterface with equally menacing calves and feet.

Yeah, Mary would be gorgeous if her DNA wasn't riddled with Neq'taneez

by Ch3m November 16, 2011

pink tainted goop

Your nut when its been cut off and exposed

Did you see that pink tainted goop?!
Ah! Heck!

by DyrEducation August 15, 2018

Tainer

noun: a person, of terrorist persuasion found at Guantanamo Bay. Often found hitting American soldiers with shit and being rewarded.

Guard 1: I cant believe they let the tainers have tv.

Guard 2: All they had to do was hit Eric with shit.

by ICRC in training December 26, 2009

Tainted

The in-between of being buzzed and drunk. Its a more accurate way of describing being tipsied.

m1- I am not drunk but I'm not buzzed either... what am I?
m2- Bro you are tainted.

by floridalyfe September 15, 2011

Tainted Childhood

A drink composed of Jones Blue Bubblegum soda and vodka. So named because the soda itself tastes like nostalgia; therefore, adding the vodka takes your childhood memories and twists them into alcoholic form.

Last night I drank a delicious Tainted Childhood, and then felt my innocence being slowly killed.

by sourfruit April 7, 2011

[Tainey]

An amazing red headed devil who's beauty is unseen by ignorant bystanders. And she loves to eat.

Wow that girl is really Tainey

by yourgrandfathersdentures June 10, 2015

Tainted Toothbrush

After having rough sex, you go to bathroom and clean your "Taint"(a.k.a. "GOOCH") with your Girlfriend's parents toothbrushes.

"Yeah, one day Jordan plowed old Mary Jane Rottencrotch, and afterwards when he was cleaning up he decided to give her parents the old Tainted Toothbrush.
That Dirty Boy!

by "Z" Yeah, you know ME. September 10, 2008