Two Trucks

Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex

Two pickup trucks
Making love
American made
Built Ford Tough
Two beautiful
Murder machines
American angels in the sky
Grown men cry

Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!)
Involuntarily flex (huh!)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!)
Involuntarily flex (ha!)

Right by my side
There's ZZ Top
And Robert Z'Dar
From Maniac Cop
1, 2, and 3
This barbecue could bring you to your knees
And so could these
Two trucks

Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
Is more than I can withstand
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
My big fat heart expands

Two pickup trucks
One cylinder block
Crush my body
Like a rock
So beautiful
No stars tonight
Just fireworks and eagles in the sky
The Founding Fathers cry

Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!)
Involuntarily! Huh! Flex!

Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex!
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex!
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)

by A Local Idiot February 04, 2021

Monster Trucks

HUGE specially made Super~Tough trucks that have shows. The tires are over 5' tall & the roar of the engines damn near make you deaf but it's So Awesome to attend 1 of their shows! The trucks even run over other ones!

I got to ride in the back of 1 of the Monster Trucks & it was a blast! So Fun!

by Starchylde May 28, 2016

Testosterone Truck

A “Testosterone Truck” (almost always driven by a man) is any large truck that is driving aggressively and always rides your car’s butt when you’re driving. Even if you’re driving faster than the speed limit, the “Testosterone Truck” must always ride your bumper or pass aggressively.

“Julie was getting fed up with the many ‘Testosterone Trucks’ on the road that ALWAYS seem ride her bumper as if to intimidate, as they bear down on her car with their huge front end and bright lights”.

by Julesheart January 15, 2023

Two trucks

To American automobiles that take part in sexual intercourse

Person 1: did you see earls two trucks
Person 2: yeah it was pretty hot
Person 1: what the fu...

by sillyscrabbleman January 12, 2021

Bubba truck

A Bubba truck is a four wheel drive pickup that usually has some or all of the following characteristics: a leveling kit or small lift kit, large tires with stock wheels, a toolbox, grill guard, and loud exhaust.

That Bubba truck looks way better than a stock truck

by Yota4life October 17, 2019

Cencal truck

A Cencal truck is a truck with an outrageously big lift, big chrome rims and relatively small tires. Said truck is usually seen with powder coated lift components and sagging in the rear. These trucks are extremely clean, they are not used for work, and see nothing but pavement.

"Hey Brah wanna go do some 4 wheeling in your cencal truck?"

"Sure Brah! Lets go climb that curb and flex hard!"

by DIRTYMAX November 24, 2013

two trucks

a masterpiece

"Hey, have you heard the song Two Trucks?"

"You mean the one that talks about two trucks having sex?"

by Professional Jotaro Simp April 22, 2021