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The Stink Sync

A mythical moment in which two individuals’ flatulence schedules align perfectly during a Dark Kiss, causing a synchronized gas release. Said to cause temporary time distortion and existential dread.
Bro... they hit The Stink Sync. We all blacked out for 3 seconds."
by KGrant23 March 30, 2025
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Syncing the Cue

The process of accidentally sitting on your own testicle and it gets stuck in your asshole.
"Oh shit i just sunk my cue!"

"I'm syncing the cue right now, got a problem?"
by jonas hemingway January 1, 2012
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The Breath Of France (V-Sync)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of France (V-Sync)
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
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dip syncing

The art of lip singing, but for DJ's. Its when a DJ pretends to scratch but is really just playing a pre-recorded track.
I think this DJ is dip syncing.
by Adzstar88 August 4, 2014
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TikTok lip sync

Something desperate pre-teens do on TikTok to gain attention and views to give them a dopamine rush, it's like a girl's version of beating their shit.
Person 1: OMG my TikTok lip sync got 634 likes!

Person 2: Oh mine only got 5. :(
by cra1g1 April 6, 2024
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Sync Jockey (SJ)

A Sync Jockey is someone who claims to be a DJ but relies entirely on the sync button to match beats instead of manually beatmatching. They aren't actually mixing they’re just pressing a button and letting the software do the work.

It’s like calling yourself a pianist while using an autoplay function or a driver while sitting in a self-driving car. They appear to be DJing, but technology does the heavy lifting.

Unlike real DJs, who master turntables, CD decks, and manual beatmatching, a Sync Jockey sticks to digital setups like CDJs, laptops, or controllers, relying on automation to create the illusion of skill.

How to Spot a Sync Jockey:
🔹 Presses sync instead of beatmatching manually
🔹 Acts like they’re doing something impressive when software does the work
🔹 Fools the crowd into thinking they’re skilled

Common Misconceptions:
❌ It’s not about old vs. new DJs it’s about talent vs. talentless.
❌ Using digital formats doesn’t mean you rely on sync.

Finally:
A real DJ refines their craft. A Sync Jockey takes the easy way out, pretending to have talent they claim to use multiple players etc for creativity, when in reality, technology does all the work, keeping everything in 'sync.' That is not a skill. A truly talented DJ can do it manually.

Exceptions exist where a person has a physical or mental disability, or if the pitch/tempo slider is non-functional, sync serves as an emergency backup.

🔥 If pressing sync makes you a DJ, then microwaving food makes you a chef🔥
Oh, he’s a ‘DJ’? Nah, he’s just a Sync Jockey (SJ) aka a fraud with a level of shame bigger than his actual skill set.
by Van da man February 22, 2025
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In-Sync

"Hey Babe, we are totally In-Sync!"
by an eddie September 21, 2020
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