My friend thought he was hooking up with a tight little chick, but turned out to be a hag pulling a jailbait and switch.
by Mrs Plow November 30, 2010
when you are in a relationship/friendship and all of a sudden they turn against you and ditch you for other people
by RoyWoods May 27, 2017
Similar to the popularly used term Netflix and chill, it is when two people have intercourse after playing the Nintendo Switch®.
Bennis: Hey down to play some Splatoon 2®
Joy: Switch and smash?
Bennis: oh yes I can't wait to ink all over you like an inkling ;)
Joy: count on it
Joy: Switch and smash?
Bennis: oh yes I can't wait to ink all over you like an inkling ;)
Joy: count on it
by SimeonTG June 29, 2017
A fraternity initiation in which four young men stand in a circle facing counterclockwise with their pants around their ankles and stick their right thumbs up the ass of the person in front of them and suck on their left thumb. They then march in a circle while some cheesy music like the song they used to torture Daryl on The Walking Dead plays, until someone shouts "switch" at which point they switch directions and thumbs. Rinse and repeat.
I was pledging for Chi Phi and they made us pull the Mississauga Switch for an hour. I'll never listen to EASY STREET again. Chi Phi eats too much corn...
by Mjolnir12982 April 03, 2017
This term is advice for someone who appears to have left the house without looking in a mirror.
Their appearance is so disheveled, it is assumed that they used the warped reflection of a toaster to check their look. (makeup, clothing, etc.)
It traces back to a time when banks gave away free toasters to new clients, and refers to a faulty toaster being the cause
Their appearance is so disheveled, it is assumed that they used the warped reflection of a toaster to check their look. (makeup, clothing, etc.)
It traces back to a time when banks gave away free toasters to new clients, and refers to a faulty toaster being the cause
Friend: "Holy crap! Do you see what that train wreck is wearing?"
Dano: "Yeah. It's like she used her toaster as a mirror. She needs to 'switch banks'."
Dano: "Yeah. It's like she used her toaster as a mirror. She needs to 'switch banks'."
by DanoNYC February 03, 2010
Originated circa 2006-2007. A remix by Switch, the UK-based DJ, songwriter, sound engineer and record producer (Famous for his track "A Bit Patchy"). Any remix produced by Switch is inevitably better than the original track thanks to his God like powers.
by asdftrewq January 20, 2010
by lightbrownsugar May 13, 2016